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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 07:58 PM
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I need $100,000,000,000...
Or I will destroy Washington, D.C. with the "laser" on my "Death Star."

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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 07:59 PM
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1. Just the District?
gotta watch out for turtlensue, just a few miles out in MD.

Otherwise, I call your bluff! :evilgrin:
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:08 PM
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8. No, no, just the District.
The "laser" is very precise, like a surgeon's tool. If I wanted to, I could disintegrate a single fly and the three square miles surrounding it.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:01 PM
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2. is that
more or less than a brazillion?;)
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:09 PM
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9. That's a good question...
How many IS a brazillion, exactly? :P
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margotb822 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:01 PM
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3. Well, I just got $600 that I might lend to the cause
but, only if you promise to wipe out the GOP in general!
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:03 PM
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4. Include Nancy and I'll double that.
Yes I am bitter.:evilgrin:
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:06 PM
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6. Well, it's a start...
Tell you what... For $600, I'll carve a moat around Cheney's house so he can't get out... Deal?
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margotb822 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 10:19 PM
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12. I'd do that for free
And I might even be willing to pay someone to let me do it!

I'd consider it a charity donation...
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:05 PM
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5. can't we just use what we have
and move to the Bahamas????

It's beautiful there....


:shrug:



lost


I'm in
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:07 PM
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7. Yes, but which part about that has me getting $100,000,000,000...
...so I won't blow up Washington, D.C. with my "laser?"

Once I have the money, I'd be able to buy everybody's way to the Bahamas! But only once I actually HAVE the money...
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:31 PM
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10. Why am I reminded of the Dr. X telethon from Mr. Show all of a sudden?
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:37 PM
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11. Hmm... That's a great idea! I should make this a yearly thing!
Thanks for the help! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 10:47 PM
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13. There is no way you can destroy it all. No way!
:hide:
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 10:51 PM
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14. do you think you could hit GDP with that laser?
:evilgrin:
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Miss Carly Donating Member (296 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 11:51 PM
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Carly
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