elshiva
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Fri May-16-08 12:37 AM
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There is a naked man outside my door. |
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What should I do? He keeps knocking.
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Fri May-16-08 12:39 AM
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1. Ask him what he's knocking with |
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Depending on his answer, you might want to let him in.
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Fri May-16-08 12:40 AM
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:rofl:
gasping for air here ...
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Fri May-16-08 12:53 AM
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Fri May-16-08 12:44 AM
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:rofl: He is knocking with his hand. It's raining here, should I let him in?
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Fri May-16-08 12:57 AM
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Fri May-16-08 01:00 AM
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7. No, he has a rose in it. |
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Fri May-16-08 01:02 AM
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He messed up my next funny. x(
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Fri May-16-08 01:04 AM
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13. Sorry. What was the funny? |
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Fri May-16-08 01:06 AM
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16. I was counting on you saying 'Yes' |
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To which I would've replied, "Meh, if he ain't bringin' you flowers, the hell with 'im."
See what I did there? :D
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Fri May-16-08 12:59 AM
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6. Now, is he knocking really hard?? |
elshiva
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Fri May-16-08 01:00 AM
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8. Yes. Darn it! I'm letting him in. |
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Fri May-16-08 01:02 AM
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9. praise G-d, for all of us here, of couse. |
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Edited on Fri May-16-08 01:03 AM by goldcanyonaz
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Fri May-16-08 01:03 AM
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11. Yes, I just got him a towel. He's very wet and |
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Fri May-16-08 01:04 AM
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12. I did not knock on that woman's door |
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**wags finger to camera**
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Fri May-16-08 01:06 AM
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15. Don't worry, if you don't want it filmed, I'll turn off the camera. |
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Just thought if you were naked you'd be into some freaky stuff, but we can keep this private.
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Fri May-16-08 01:05 AM
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Fri May-16-08 01:08 AM
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17. Yes and now Sarah Michelle Gellar came in for |
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a three... this is going to get locked.
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Fri May-16-08 01:13 AM
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Fri May-16-08 01:10 AM
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18. Tell him his prostateletizing isn't welcome there. |
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Fri May-16-08 01:19 AM
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24. oh, but I do welcome prostates. |
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Fri May-16-08 01:16 AM
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Fri May-16-08 01:18 AM
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22. Come right in Mr. Obama. |
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Fri May-16-08 01:17 AM
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21. did you find out how big his knocker is? |
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Fri May-16-08 01:18 AM
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23. I promised not to tell. |
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Fri May-16-08 01:20 AM
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25. there goes my fantasy... |
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Fri May-16-08 01:24 AM
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26. Ok, it's bigger than a bread box. |
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Fri May-16-08 01:41 AM
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29. Does it include a "roll in ze hay?" |
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Fri May-16-08 01:36 AM
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27. You have quite a diverse sense of humor. |
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Fri May-16-08 01:39 AM
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28. If there was a naked man outside my door I'd let him in. |
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