OMG!!!! RUN TO WALMART!!! Right F*cking NOW!!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

They will cash our "stimulus" checks for free...AND...give us a FREE Walmart Visa card with the balance of the check on it. OMG! OMG@

I can't wait!11!!1! I'm series!!!1!1 This is Hugh!!!11! and not an unseemly jester or merely casting asparagus!!!! It's TRUE!!!!! By GoD!!!

[KitchenWitch]

1. zOMG!

:D

[LostinVA]

2. Actually, there's a fee of like $7 with the Visa Card

They don't charge it until you use it, so that means it's sort of free, right?

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. True...but if I heard it correctly...they're waiving that..if you use it

at Walmart. We have to do this!!!111!!!

and...

Why does it seem like neither of us left here yesterday?

[LostinVA]

4. Well, in that case, lead me to the closest Wal-Mart

Because we got off DU and went to bed, then woke up and went back on DU.

At least College Liberal II got TS'd.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. And I got to wake up and learn several things about myself...

such as the "patterns" that are developing with me since I tend to call people out on idiocy

and...

People who now "get it" because the altercation that Coll...er...Weary Traveler...and I had, which really had nothing to do with much other than me deciding to not share so much with a creep.

He did extend and "olive branch" though. Which I have hanging over my window right now.

[LostinVA]

6. He was indeed a total creep -- it was as if several TS'd trolls rolled themselves into one

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. It was like the wild monster baby of every banned DUer, rolled

into one freakishly larger spider like creation...

...No wonder I dreamed about Stephen King's "The Mist" last night. :scared:

[LostinVA]

9. I had freaky dreams last night, too!

I don't remember what they were anymore, though.

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. It was probably the same dream...

It was scary. :scared:

[Bucky]

8. Stimulus check? Shit, I thought they were sending me a stimulus Czech.

God, this sure changes my plans.









<dramatic pause>

















Sorry, Eva Herzigova. It wasn't meant to be.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/05/19/eva_narrowweb__300x488,0.jpg

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. I am sorry...

...you would have been a great couple. :(

[taterguy]

12. Wouldn't I get to Walmart faster if I drove a car?

Has anyone seen my keys?

[DS1]

13. Our local supermarket chain is offering 10% on top of the check if you buy

a gift card for their store with it.

Put in 600, get 660 on your card.

I'll pass, anyway.

[FloridaJudy]

15. Actually, that sounds like a good deal

Everyone needs groceries, right? Even if you grow your own, you're going to need rice or noodles or something else you can't grow to stretch it out. And there's always shampoo and toilet paper and pet food.

I'm too poor to even get a stimulus check, since I didn't make enough to pay taxes. Being out of work sucks.

[DS1]

16. Yes, I see the benefit

but while I haven't looked into the details, I'm weary of any time limits on the card. Such as, spend it by this date or we get the difference.

[Zuiderelle]

14. Yeah, I saw that commercial the other night. Very disturbing.

[arcadian]

17. I'm buying a Wal-Mart RFID chip with my check.

n/t