MonkeyFunk
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Wed May-28-08 12:27 AM
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I had to wear pants - ALL DAY!!! |
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Yes, it was my first day on the new job. It went great, the company's great, the people were all nice, they took me to lunch, and I'm excited about what I'm working on.
But I had to wear pants, and I couldn't take a nap! Fuckin' nazis.
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Wed May-28-08 12:33 AM
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I'm sorry, I found that a bit funny..I personally prefer pants. <_< Good luck with your new job.
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Wed May-28-08 12:34 AM
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glad your first day went well, pants and all
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Wed May-28-08 12:38 AM
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3. When you have to wear nylons.... |
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then we'll talk;) It is obvious to me that nylons. bras and heels were all invented by sadistic men....
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Wed May-28-08 01:04 AM
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7. But... but... we were only thinking of *you* |
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Specifically, how good you'd look to us in nylons, bras and heels.
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Wed May-28-08 01:28 AM
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Oeditpus Rex
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Wed May-28-08 01:35 AM
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12. Gracias, Sra. Goebbels |
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Wed May-28-08 04:03 AM
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Mostly. Those things should only be worn briefly for sexual purposes.
Nylons, never. Silk stockings.
Bras - well, some women need support.I was rubbing my mom's shoulders and she had deep painful grooves in them from her bra. I took her shopping and made her buy a sports bra - more comfortable and distributes the weight better. Next day she went and bought six more. And those underwire things oughta be banned under the Geneva Conventions. Wear the cute lacy things only in bed with your partner or if you're in a porn movie.
Heels - sexy but they wreck your feet and legs.
It's amazing what women do to themselves.
Khash.
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Wed May-28-08 12:39 AM
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4. I'm tell'in ya to free willy once you are behind your desk. |
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Just don't stand up for visitors, and ignore all fire alarms.
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Wed May-28-08 01:25 AM
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:rofl:
Gods, I am dying here.
:rofl:
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Wed May-28-08 12:49 AM
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5. You might want to check that |
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Does your employee guide explicitly forbid nudity from the waist down or is that just another one of those "unwritten" rules of the office?
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Wed May-28-08 02:06 AM
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They also have a "policy" that prohibits all violence or threats of violence. So not only can't I nard-punch people who annoy me, I can't even THREATEN to nard-punch 'em!
It's like working for Canadians. FRENCH Canadians!
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Wed May-28-08 01:04 AM
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6. LOL! I am so glad you are enjoying your new job! |
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Wed May-28-08 01:24 AM
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8. Damn, I hate it when that happens! |
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Wed May-28-08 02:14 AM
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14. Forgot to wash your kilt again? |
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Wed May-28-08 06:20 AM
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16. It's positively Dickensian! |
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God, what is that about no naps and having to wear pants? :grr:
But many heartiest congrats on the new job. :thumbsup:
And I hope your back is doing much better.
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Wed May-28-08 06:22 AM
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There, there MF, it will be okay......:hug:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Wed May-28-08 10:37 AM
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19. let the little guy out flapping in the breeze! |
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take the advice of Robin Williams in "The Fisher King". A great scene. http://www.technorati.com/videos/youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DRgMxaq_coRw
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Wed May-28-08 10:39 AM
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20. I am afraid to ask, but what do you normally wear? |
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