If Hello Kitty is so loved by the world, why is there no cartoon about her

[Sequoia]

and her friends. I want a major motion picture by gum! I like her big ole head and spaztic eyes. There's Hello Kitty computers, phones, clocks, clothes, assualt rifles, bedding, towels, exhaust pipes, cameras, shoes, diamond wathes, solid gold playing cards, rings, bracelets, earrings, slippers, cups, spoons, plates, bikes, toaster, sewing machine, car detail, notebooks, cakes, candy, cookies, soap, chairs, costumes, pencils, pens, erasers, guitar, combs, brushes, hair ties, fans, wallets, purses, makeup...endless...BUT NO CARTOON!

[DS1]

1. I, for one, fucking hate Hello Kitty

[Phillycat]

8. Perhaps you just haven't experienced Hello Kitty in the correct format...

[Sequoia]

10. What the...!!!

[Phillycat]

12. What?

[Sequoia]

14. Now all we need is a Hello Kitty magnum....Feeling lucky punk?

Well, are ya?

[Sequoia]

9. Maybe you'll f'ing like Chococat?!!!

[AlCzervik]

2. How did you miss this? And you call yourself a fan?

http://www.amazon.com/Hello-Kitty-Friends-Fairy-Fantasy/dp/B0001US5TW

[Sequoia]

6. But if it's not on TV it doesn't exist. Just kidding. Thanks.

Guess I'm not such a big fan after all. sigh, sniff, meow.

[auburngrad82]

3. Did you know there's a Hello Kitty vibrator?

http://www.jmate.com/features/article_3.html

Personally, I want a cute little Hello Satan tshirt...

[Phillycat]

11. Ask and ye shall receive...

http://www.printfection.com/TAS/Hello-Kitty-Devil-Womens-Fitted-Camisole-Tank/_p_2678584

[redqueen]

4. I'd rather have a Hello Cthulu cartoon. (nt)

[yellowdogintexas]

5. there was a tv series around the time my daughter was 3..so say 1987

when WE discovered it. Anyway my daughter loved Hello Kitty.

Hello Kitty has moved in and out of high popularity about 3 times, I believe.

[Sequoia]

7. And now she's the diplomatic spokesperson for Japan.

I'm not making this up...it was in the news last week.

[Book Lover]

13. Because on occasion, the gods take pity upon us (nm0