Tomorrow is the last day at the shitty part time job -- I trained my

[Tuesday Afternoon]

replacement, which is more than I got when I started :eyes:

I want to lay out tomorrow SO DAMN BAD!:grr:

What kind of excuse can I use to call in my last day?:shrug:

Anybody got any ideas...

[LeftyMom]

1. hi boss, I'm sick (of working for you)

What are they going to do, fire you?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. well, thing is

I don't want to burn this bridge.

otherwise fuck her...I would not even bother to dial her number, much less take the time to make up a good excuse.

I would LOVE to tell that two-faced bitch that very thing :bounce:

[Hippo_Tron]

3. You should say that the dog ate your homework and that you have to take her to the vet

Let your boss ponder that one all day...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. yeah...

I wish I was 9 years old again...maybe then I could hnag out in GD-P :D

[Hippo_Tron]

7. Zing!

Now excuse me while I go back to being a 9 year old.

:evilgrin:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. give 'em hell over there

hit 'em once for me :D

[Hippo_Tron]

9. Honestly I don't take GD-P too seriously these days, it's mostly amusement

We're basically getting to the point where the most extreme Clinton supporters are either accepting reality or are revealing themselves as trolls and getting tombstoned. Unfortunately, the most extreme Obama supporters are still acting like assholes.

Whenever I try to make a reasonable statement like "Neither candidate has done anything close to race-baiting" I get hit at from both sides.

On the bright side, I have the beginnings if a strategy for Wetzelbill/Kurovski to win at the convention...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=6177315&mesg_id=6179098

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. I see that thread FINALLY made the Greatest Page --

I rec'd it but, did not kick it. I do that a lot over there :D
I am amazed it does not have more rec's :shrug:
one thing this website can be proud and No one gets behind it :eyes:

[Hippo_Tron]

12. Well see the OP made the mistake of not making the topic "HILLARY IS A RACIST"

And then starting off with "Okay, now that I have your attention".

[Tuesday Afternoon]

15. yeah --

and he forgot to say REC THIS THREAD.:D

rec this thread if...blah, blah, blah.:eyes:

I refused to rec those threads last week on the grounds that I don't need somebody to tell me when to rec something a thread but, evidently that crew does :shrug:

[Lil Missy]

5. Tell her your dog got hit by a car, and you are teribbly sorry about the timing.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. She knows that I don't have a dog ...

I have 2 cats....:think:

[Lil Missy]

11. Then change the story to include one of your cats instead.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. hence the light bulb....

cat=dog :think:

I am seriously considering using this....really...I am.

I just need to make it sound good.

sounds bad...but I am thinking that one of my cats is gong to lose a leg tomorrow.

Wonder if karma will get me for that?

[Heidi]

13. You should go to work. I bet some of your co-workers wanna say goodbye

to you on your last day. Maybe you could cut out early, though, since it's your last day. Good luck! :pals:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. you are too nice. --

this is den full of backstabbing, cutthroat, conniving, hillbilly, bitches.
Estrogen is some deadly shit.

thanks for the thought though :pals:

[Heidi]

17. Look at it this way: if you go to work today, they'll have to delay

their grave-dancing about your departure for one more day. I'd go in and be all bouncey as hell, make 'em miserable that way. :evilgrin:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

19. wow ...

I just added another post ...basically thinking the same thing. GMTA :evilgrin:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. Dear Heidi,

I am going to work tomorrow...I fucking have to, there is no lie I can tell. I am afraid karma will bite me in the butt somewhere down the road.

but....

I think I will take an ativan before I leave...smooth sailing, no matter what :D

[Heidi]

20. I'll light a candle for you, gf.

Everydamnthang's gonna be okay. Just be bouncey; they're probably all sick with envy that you're the one escaping, and not them. :hug: :hug: