Gotta be fake...

[redqueen]

:wtf:

[NJmaverick]

1. They both begin with the letter B

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

2. Only a burrito? How dare they decry Baby Jesus Burrito as only a mere burrito

:nuke:

His mother the French Toast Virgin Mary must be right pissed

[BarenakedLady]

4. That's Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary.

Jeeez...

A French Toast Virgin Mary would just be silly. I wouldn't even get that tattooed to my chest.

http://www.local10.com/news/9312515/detail.html

[krispos42]

12. Jesus has been turning up in some odd places lately...

[Iris]

15. well, and he was baby jesus burrito as soon as the refried beans hit the tortilla, too!

[Chan790]

3. Yeah. (It's not uncommon to see these sorts of reports.)

Though it's rare to see them make the police blotter.

Those sorts of things happen here. There is a propensity of bodies which show up in the state forest here, usually half buried and jammed in a plastic bag. It's remote, thus a good dumping ground.

From the time any local kid is old enough to go wandering the woods alone or with friends, it gets drilled into their head in the school in a assembly: "If you see a plastic bag sticking out of the ground which has been buried or you find a bag and it doesn't look empty. don't snoop...just leave exactly how you came into the area, go home and call the police. We would rather that you drag us out there for trash than have you compromise a possible crime scene."

In my life I've found 19 bags of trash and zero bodies. My youngest brother has found dead pets and a plastic human skull which somebody thought would be funny to bury. I have friends who have found bodies though.

[redqueen]

6. But... a burrito?

Even the ones from that overpriced place aren't that big.

[PeaceNikki]

11. You've clearly never had a burrito from El Famous in Chicago.

[DS1]

9. The only thing I ever found in half-buried trash bags was vintage skin mags

left by the woodland porn fairy.

There was an extensive thread on it a few years ago.

Here we go:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4992809

[BarenakedLady]

10. That was before my time

But I too found porn in the woods when I was young.

[Shell Beau]

5. WTF????

It really isn't funny at all, but I can't help but laugh because it is ridiculous!

[Chan790]

13. I've found porn in the woods too.

It must be a right of passage or something.

[Chan790]

17. Oops...wrong place. n/m

[MilesColtrane]

7. ¿Yo Quiero Jesucristo?

[Crabby Appleton]

8. Here's the best crime log

http://www.arcataeye.com/index.php?module=pagesetter&tid=2&topic=7

[Schema Thing]

14. No, it was a real burrito and a real phone call

Whether or not I really believed it to be a baby when I made the call goes to my state of mind at the time...

:dunce:

[LanternWaste]

16. Although I'd never say this to the parents

Although I'd never say this to the parents, half the babies I see look uncommonly like wrapped burritos with too much guacamole.

Granted, I don't like infants too much, but I LOVE burritos. So yeah-- I need therapy...

[texas1928]

18. Now who in the hell feeds an infant burritos?

I mean really, it should have been nachos.



Ok I am going to hell for this post.

[WheelWalker]

19. An infant burrito.