Wetzelbill
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Fri May-30-08 02:59 PM
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Make up a lie about yourself... |
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I'll go first:
The film Leprechaun 3 is loosely based on the time I lost my temper over a game of checkers.
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Fri May-30-08 03:04 PM
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1. I was conceived by the midichlorians. |
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But I am not the one who will bring balance to the force. They just wanted somebody cool enough to hang out with on weekends.
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Fri May-30-08 04:19 PM
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21. I bet the "chosen one" always knows where the party is. |
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Fri May-30-08 04:46 PM
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27. Yeah, but the bastard never bothers to let ME know. |
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I just end up hanging out with the midichlorians and playing scrabble or D&D.
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Fri May-30-08 04:51 PM
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29. It's well known that the chosen one is an elitist. |
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Fri May-30-08 04:57 PM
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32. Yeah, and he needs to choose which wooden actor to portray himself |
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'cause so far we've got Jet Li, Hayden Christensen and Keanu Reeves all playing 'The One' in a movie or three.
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Fri May-30-08 05:04 PM
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36. I really hope that the chosen one thing dies for a few years |
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It's been beaten into the ground a tad.
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Fri May-30-08 03:06 PM
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2. I may well be the Kwisatz Haderach. |
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Paul Atreides was a poseur.
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TZ
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Fri May-30-08 03:07 PM
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Sitting here cleaning my golden lasso as we speak...
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Wetzelbill
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Fri May-30-08 03:08 PM
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4. I said a LIE not a fact |
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Edited on Fri May-30-08 03:09 PM by Wetzelbill
:)
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Fri May-30-08 03:14 PM
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Fri May-30-08 03:08 PM
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5. I'm the new DJ for the Beastie Boys. |
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Can't wait to go on tour. A series of gala events, to be sure.
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Fri May-30-08 03:15 PM
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Fri May-30-08 03:21 PM
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8. I get up at 4 am every morning to practice piano. |
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My little fingers are worn to the bone.
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Fri May-30-08 03:25 PM
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9. I voted for george bush |
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i support him whole heartedly and i listen to rush limbaugh everyday.
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Fri May-30-08 03:26 PM
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10. I'm wealthy and happy. |
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Fri May-30-08 03:28 PM
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11. Is this a lie or not? |
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"I'm Agent Mike."
Only I know for certain.
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Fri May-30-08 03:32 PM
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12. I'm exceedingly happy |
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Without a care in the world.
I also discovered how to compress time using unfiltered cigarettes and bird poop.
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Fri May-30-08 03:34 PM
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13. In my spare time, I swim through my pile of gold like Scrooge McDuck. |
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Disney totally stole that idea from me.
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Fri May-30-08 03:36 PM
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14. I've played AAA affiliated baseball. |
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Fri May-30-08 03:43 PM
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15. I was the Fifth Rutle |
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Fri May-30-08 03:44 PM
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16. I paid the Russians for a ride in outer space |
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Fri May-30-08 03:46 PM
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17. I put a lot of effort into this reply |
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Fri May-30-08 03:50 PM
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18. I am the sexiest thing you ever saw |
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Fri May-30-08 04:18 PM
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19. I look like George Clooney |
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Fri May-30-08 04:19 PM
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20. I have never posted in GDP nor have I ever posted the brazilian joke |
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Fri May-30-08 04:21 PM
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22. I just don't think any female Du'ers are all that attractive. |
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Fri May-30-08 04:23 PM
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23. "Lord of the Rings" is my autobiography, with me in the Frodo role |
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and, yes, my shoulder still hurts.
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Fri May-30-08 04:31 PM
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wealthy, well adjusted and weigh 165lbs. Oh wait, that's 4 lies.................... :)
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Fri May-30-08 04:33 PM
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Fri May-30-08 04:54 PM
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30. I was Harrison Ford's stunt double in Raiders of the Lost Ark |
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You know that scene where he gets dragged behind the truck? That's me.
And to head off the smart asses here, it was Raiders that I was in. Not the one starring the 65 year old.
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Fri May-30-08 04:58 PM
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33. I have a car and a job. |
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Fri May-30-08 04:58 PM
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34. I hate studying the unknown. |
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Fri May-30-08 05:03 PM
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35. I killed 3 brazilians while serving in Iraq |
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