What is the difference between a woman and a computer?

[ZombieHorde]

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. ....

:rofl:

:spank:

[SallyMander]

2. Most computers won't even accept them anymore

:rofl:

[ZombieHorde]

3. Then there is no hope!!!!!

[DarkTirade]

4. No, now they take 32 mm × 24 mm × 2.1 mm SD cards.

:P

[Pied Piper]

5. With a computer...

... the software goes into the hardware.


:evilgrin:

[otherlander]

6. I laughed

and then I accidentally made an elephant noise

you win the ROFL contest.

So here's your rofl-waffle:

[undeterred]

8. Now I'm hungry, dammit!

[ZombieHorde]

13. Yummy, thank you!

[pokerfan]

7. Back in my day floppies were eight inches!

[meow2u3]

9. Now it's all about big hard drives

:rofl:

[datasuspect]

10. a computer knows when to shut the fuck up?

[BarenakedLady]

11. 'Scro!

:spank:

[datasuspect]

12. i'm a bad boy

[Brigid]

14. Why did I click on this thread?

Why? Why? Why? :banghead:

[ZombieHorde]

17. On the quest for pearls of wisdom, you are bound to find some turds.

[Fox Mulder]

15. I learned in my CBLs today that this can be considered as...

harassment.

Just sayin'.

[ZombieHorde]

19. I did not mean to offend anyone with this thread.

What is CBL?

[Fox Mulder]

20. I know.

I was just sayin'.

A CBL is computer based learning. It's a course I have to do for orientation at my job.

[FloridaJudy]

16. A computer

Sometimes goes down on you when you least want it.

[ZombieHorde]

18. lol

[GOPisEvil]

21. I don't want my computer to go down on me...

[pokerfan]

26. Reminds me of an old ad

[insanity]

22. Computers don't get started up real easy

I can get a woman going in a snap, but my computer lags way too often.

[Book Lover]

23. A computer doesn't care about putting up with your shit

A woman, on the other hand, knows what the front door is for.

[Zuiderelle]

24. Delete. wrong spot.

[Zuiderelle]

25. A woman knows an asshole when she sees one.