M. Night Shyamalan's THE HAPPENING ...

[MrScorpio]

SUCKS!

So says the word on the street

Not on the list for this summer's movie fare

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Gee whiz, who'd have thunk it?

They're promoting it as being from the unnamed director of sixth sense, and an R rating!

I saw the commercial and thought it was for walk behind lawn mowers, or maybe medic alert bracelets.

[redqueen]

6. I still wanna see it though.

Yeah so most of his movies are crap... so are most movies... as well as the vast majority of that genre.

[Kutjara]

2. He seems to have only one movie in him.

The problem is, he's made that same movie about five times now.

[MrCoffee]

3. Say it ain't so! M. Night Shyamalan made a bad movie? I don't believe it.

Wait...yes I do believe it.

[LeftyMom]

4. Is there a big twist at the end? He should try that, I think it might work for him. nt

[MrScorpio]

9. No twist

From what I hear, not really an ending at all

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

5. "The Happening"?

Was the title of that movie decided by committee? Is there any way he could have come up with a more generic movie title?
Seriously..."The Happening"? What the frak?




oh wait...

Coming Soon from M. Night Shyamalan:

"Something"

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. He wanted to go with "Cool Scene, Hep-cat."

Studio execs vetoed it.

[littlebit]

8. That doesn't surprise me.

All of his movies have sucked.

[MrCoffee]

10. Hey now, Unbreakable was a good movie.

The rest of his movies, however, suck ass.

[littlebit]

11. I thought that was

one of the worse ones.

[Danger Mouse]

12. Worst movie title ever. Might as well have been called 'the bloodening'...

wasn't that used on the simpsons or the critic one?