LaraMN
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:26 PM
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Once, my uncle showed up here with a trash can full of sausage. |
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Edited on Thu Jun-12-08 02:26 PM by LaraMN
It was andouille sausage, and he had somehow managed to purchase in it such quantity that the only container he could fit it all in was a metal garbage can in the back of his pickup truck. It was wrapped in individual cellophane packages and he INSISTED we take some, so I brought a couple home. I did not eat them.
/the end.
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:27 PM
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You didn't eat the andouille sausage? I don't understand...what was wrong with it?
Andouille is the shiz-nits.
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LaraMN
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:29 PM
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5. It was transported in a garbage can! |
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:35 PM
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It was individually wrapped, and besides, it's andouille. What do you want, white glove service on the family silver?
My mom's cajun swampass uncle used to get the best andouille in the world from the back of a gas station somewhere southeast of New Orleans wrapped up in old newspaper...and it was fantastic.
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:36 PM
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16. And it was kind of pink and scary looking. |
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And my uncle is a little *off*.
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:28 PM
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2. Did they find out later that some of his neighbors went missing? |
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:30 PM
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7. Not that I know of but he lives near Canada, |
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and Canada permits all kinds of Socialist debauchery, like cannibalism, y'know.
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:32 PM
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11. Canucks have a distinctive flavor, or so I've been told |
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Edited on Thu Jun-12-08 02:32 PM by Ikonoklast
Kind of bitter, with a hint of smarm.
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:28 PM
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:31 PM
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9. I try to share a little warm fuzzy and you giz all over it with your sarcasm... |
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:32 PM
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12. You don't spell jizz with a g, G. |
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:34 PM
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13. Maybe that wasn't what I was trying to spell. |
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Maybe what I typed was a word that you are not smart enough to understand.
Did you think about THAT?
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Thu Jun-12-08 03:06 PM
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19. She was complimenting you; you spit like GZA. nt |
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:29 PM
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4. "trash can full of sausage" another one to add to the list of sentences i never thought i'd read. |
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:30 PM
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6. is it just me, or does that sound dirty? |
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:30 PM
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:32 PM
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10. trash can full of sausage |
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:35 PM
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they look like negatives, really stupid ones.
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Thu Jun-12-08 04:37 PM
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23. Not just you. A friend uses the euphemism "canoe full of moose meat." |
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I'll just leave that to your imagination. But that's what the OP made me think of.
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:38 PM
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:38 PM
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17. Your uncle shows up to give you some of his sausage. |
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Thu Jun-12-08 02:48 PM
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18. Emiril LaGasse is your uncle? |
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Edited on Thu Jun-12-08 02:48 PM by madinmaryland
:wow:
He cooks that stuff in everything he makes!
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Thu Jun-12-08 03:12 PM
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20. By the way, that's a real mean thing to call your Aunt.... |
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My dad used to say to my mother, "Your sister and that asshole she married are here, I better hide the hard liquor" but he never called him a trashcan full of sausage.
Although us kids would have loved that, too.
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Thu Jun-12-08 04:23 PM
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21. 78% would eat that sausage...you fail. |
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Thu Jun-12-08 04:24 PM
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22. Someone said the other day that you should have your own sitcom. |
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