Now accepting application for cabana boy/girl.

[Lyric]

No AC; it's hot as hell in here. I need someone to stand around and wave palm leaves at me--preferably someone who looks decent in shorts, and isn't that horrid orangey-tan. Also, he or she will have to do a wiggle-dance occasionally, when I want to...entertain...my friends.

PM all applications with a full-body photograph of you in swimwear. Thanks!

:evilgrin:

Edit: Oh yeah--and NO MAKING FUN OF MY FRUITY GIRLY DRINKS! Kthnxbai.

[unpossibles]

1. so.. these guys are out then?

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Yay!! Joey Porsche y'all!

w00t!

[Lyric]

6. Yeah, I'd say they're Right Out.

:spank:

[taterguy]

3. How many friends are we talking about entertaining?

[Lyric]

7. Fifteen or twenty half-intoxicated bisexual gals

and maybe a gay guy or two. :hi:

[taterguy]

11. Is there a health plan?

[Lyric]

13. No, but I can guarantee a lot of cardiovascular exercise.

Very important to health. :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

4. Oh, Me! Me! Me!

I hereby apply...

:hi:

RL

[Lyric]

5. Ha! I'm on to you, pal.

You're just hoping that when you do a wiggle-dance, a *certain* friend will be there. :P

[RetroLounge]

8. Damn. Busted.

:9

RL

[Guava Jelly]

9. i'm 42 you do not want to see me in swimwear

:yoiks:

[Lyric]

10. Sure I do!

In fact, I'd guess that quite a few of the Lounge Ladies wouldn't mind seeing it too. Lounge Ladies, I hereby promise that if GoPsUx sends me a pic of him in swimwear, I will TOTALLY share. What are friends for? :D

[Guava Jelly]

12. That should induce mass projectile vomiting

:puke: :rofl: You are good for my ego :hug:

[Lyric]

14. *points to PM Inbox*

*taps foot*

If you can PM your butt, SURELY you can PM your Speedo! :P

[Guava Jelly]

15. um.

Now where did I put that thong?
Can I wear a tube top as well? :silly: :rofl:

[Lyric]

17. Yeah, I guess I can make an exception for you.

'Cause we all know that you're so terribly modest. ;)

[DarkTirade]

16. Well, I don't have a bathing suit right now... so any pics I take would be unable to be posted.

[Lyric]

18. I'm sure we can arrange an...alternative solution.

You don't have tan lines do you? :evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

19. I worked the night shift for three years

I'm not sure I'd have enough of a tan for lines. :P

Actually the only time I had to deal with sunlight was when I was trying to block it out so I could sleep... and since I sleep nekkid, that means I probably got pretty even sun exposure.

[Lyric]

20. ....

I'm afraid we're going to need some photographic evidence of this claim. In the interest of scientific authenticity, of course.

:D