If your uncle showed up with a trash can full of sausage, what would you do?

[MrCoffee]

It's a trash can full of andouille sausage, keep that in mind.

[DS1]

1. It's a simple question

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. Can I presume this is a clean trash can sanitized for the purpose of sausage making/delivery?

In that case, I'd give my uncle a big wet kiss on the lips and hand him a beer.

[MrCoffee]

3. Let us assume, for the sake of argument, that the sausage is individually-wrapped

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. Listen, if these are proper, edible, homemade andouille sausages...

I don't understand why you're posting on DU and not stuffing your gob.

[MrCoffee]

11. Hey, tell it to the MN Dilletante

I'm just proving a point.

:rofl:

I'd eat the sausage and probably harm anyone who tried to get near it.

[flvegan]

14. Your mother liked to eat the sausage too, Trebek.

[LaraMN]

17. Okay, the next time my uncle shows up with a trash can full of sausage

which is unrefrigerated, which (in addition to the four-hour drive he made to get here) sits in the back of his truck from afternoon until evening (when he pops the lid and commences with dispensing his rations to the family) I will totally grab some for you! I'm still not eatin' it!



:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

20. DU is my witness...you owe me some delicious trash can sausage

Score one for MrCoffee.

[LaraMN]

21. If I ever host a DU meetup, I am totally making trash can sausage.

In fact we may have nothing but trash can sausage and Franzia.

[Karenina]

26. As we say here in Deutschland

Sausage is a matter of TRUST.

[DS1]

4. Just eat down the core

:shrug:

[flvegan]

5. Try to find someplace I could donate it to.

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. I would give them to my father.

He loves that kind of stuff.

[AlCzervik]

8. let my dog hump it.

[Phillycat]

9. Was the sausage refrigerated?

Does andouille sausage need to be refrigerated?

Why does sausage look like such a weird word when you type it a couple of times?

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. I was thinking the same thing.

It almost looks like it is spelled wrong.

[Schema Thing]

10. If I was suicidal, there are probably worse ways to go

....er, maybe not.



On Dewey
On Donner
On Blitzen

[kwassa]

13. Make a giant dumpster-full of gumbo.

Yum.

[LeftyMom]

15. I'd call the Ghostbusters, since my uncle died in 1990.

Mysterious dead cops showing up to gift their vegan niece with trash cans full of sausage is a bit too weird, even for me.

[Carnea]

16. Look my Uncle works with small business all the time

Sometimes they don't have enough cash on hand to pay my Uncle for his services. so my Uncles associates pay the shop owner a visit. Then later my uncle comes by with clothes or a television. One time a shop owner complained to the police about my Uncles business practices. My Uncle was very offended by this I remember him being hurt personal like. Later that night he came by with a trash can filled with cut meat. We didn't eat it though, we feed it to my Uncles pet pigs. Thats how my uncle ended up making the best sausage in the country his prize winning hogs. but I ramble. I would eat the sausage so not to dishonor ones uncle.

[FloridaJudy]

18. self delete - dupe

[FloridaJudy]

19. Figure I'd dropped into an alternate universe

Since my uncle has been a militant vegetarian for the past 70 years.

[Zavulon]

22. Scream bloody murder.

My uncle has been dead for years. I'd have to assume that the sausage came from six feet under.

[Shell Beau]

23. Probably puke! Really not all that big on sausage.

[DarkTirade]

24. Look at the most recent missing persons report.

[GOPisEvil]

25. Cook it completely and eat it.

Assuming of course, the sausage was wrapped in plastic and just transported in the trash can.

Cooking kills the nasty germs. :D

[xchrom]

27. make a sacrifice to the Sausage Gods? nt

[AbbeyRoad]

28. Ask him "Where's my aunt?

I know it's kinda dark, but I couldn't resist.

[Gonzo Gardener]

29. Fire up the grill

and fill another trash can with ice and beers and post my home address on DU!!!


:party:

Who's bringing the s'more fixins?!