She Left Me for Jesus

[hippywife]

by Hayes Carll


Heck, I'm Christian and I thought this was hysterical! :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyxEO9dqi44


WE''VE BEEN DATIN SINCE HIGH SCHOOL WE NEVER ONCE LEFT THIS TOWN
WE USE TO GO OUT ON THE WEEKENDS AND WE''D DRINK TIL WE DROWNED
BUT NOW SHES ACTING FUNNY AND I DONT UNDERSTAND
I THINK THAT SHES FOUND HER SOME OTHER MAN


CHORUS:

SHE LEFT ME FOR JESUS AND THAT JUST AINT FAIR
SHE SAYS THAT HES PERFECT HOW COULD I COMPARE
SHE SAYS I SHOULD FIND HIM AND ILL KNOW PEACE AT LAST
IF I EVER FIND JESUS IM KICKIN HIS ASS


SHE SHOWED ME A PICTURE ALL I COULD DO WAS STARE
AT THAT FREAK IN HIS SANDALS WITH HIS LONG PRETTY HAIR
THEY MUST THINK THAT IM STUPID OR I DONT HAVE A CLUE
ILL BET HES A COMMIE OR EVER WORSE YET A JEW

REPEAT CHORUS

SHES GIVEN UP WHISKEY AND AH TAKIN UP WINE
WHILE SHE PRAYS FOR HIS TROUBLES SHES FORGOT ABOUT MINE
IM A GONNA GET EVEN I CANT HANDLE THE SHAME
WHY LAST TIME WE MADE LOVE SHE EVEN CALLED OUT HIS NAME

REPEAT CHORUS

IT COULDA BEEN CARLOS OR EVEN BILLY ORTEZ
BUT IF I EVER FIND JESUS
HES GONNA WISH HE WAS DEAD AMEN

[Ptah]

1. If I ever find Jesus I'm ki**ing his ass!

Great link, hippywife. Thanks.

Ptah in Tucson

[hippywife]

2. Really cool pic, Ptah!

Is that your mom in the first one? :hi:

[Ptah]

3. Yes, circa 1949.

:hi:


Here she is later, with my older brother:

[hippywife]

4. Lovely lady!

Kind of an Americana madonna and child. I love it.

Was the other pic, the first one, taken in old Tucson?

[Ptah]

5. Not old Tucson, it would have been in Montana or Idaho. I'm not sure.

[My Good Babushka]

7. That's a really beautiful photo

like a Mary Cassatt painting!

[Ptah]

8. I am fortunate to have a father that can capture a moment.

Here's a picture mom took about eight years later:

[hippywife]

6. Kicking coz this is really funny! n/t

[ornotna]

9. Good song

Heard it on the radio a couple weeks back.

[jobycom]

10. ILL BET HES A COMMIE OR EVER WORSE YET A JEW

Ah! Stop! No More! I have to go pee now! :rofl:

[hippywife]

11. There are some really great

lines in there. :rofl: