Spin a movie's plot like a freeper (i.e., in favor of bad guy), and let us guess what movie it is.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Older white religiously oriented legitimately elected ruler passionately attempts to unify vast galactic republic which he loves and wants to keep its foundational traditions and culture from being irrevocably changed and discarded, but is thwarted by a closed and secretive liberal marxist religious sect who eventually commit regicide and mass acts of murderous terrorism with the help of ungrateful minorities, freethinkers, and democrats aided by a couple of non-tax-paying criminals.

[DS1]

1. Star Wars!

[DS1]

2. Schizoid Anarcho-Commie Pugilist fucks up everyone's credit rating

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Fight Club

[DS1]

4. Ambitious plan for world peace partly thwarted by Jesus-denier supporting turncoat

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Is that a documentary on Dietrich Bonhoeffer?

[DS1]

6. Close

[siligut]

96. Schindler's List? nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Antiauthority liberal women destroys billions in corporate capital, saves cat, criticizes company.

[DS1]

8. hahaha, Alien

[DS1]

9. Superior Randian fished out of water by drunk, nerd, and weak-minded Chief of Police

[Fire Walk With Me]

28. Twin Peaks?

;)

[DS1]

10. Minority sees Ferrari, picks self up by bootstraps, proving that poor people are lazy

[Fire Walk With Me]

25. The Will Smith Happyness film?

Lazy homeless bastards, bringin' the nation down..Republicans waving all that money to them but they won't work...

[DS1]

31. yep!

[Phillycat]

26. The Pursuit of Happyness?

I didn't actually see that movie.

[DS1]

30. I had to be reminded of the name

I just remember that part from the trailer

[JVS]

11. Successful business man and charity donor who bravely lost his legs in Korea in the...

service of his country is duped of $1,000,000 by jobless bum of the same name who failed to deliver the ransom money for the light of his life.

edited to add the thing about the legs.

[DS1]

12. Big Lebowski. That poor bastard.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

155. The bums lost, Lebowski!

Do what your father did. Get a job!

[flvegan]

13. Ambitious high school principal persues truant youth that

deviates other minors, causes sick friend to attempt suicide, steals high dollar automobile and brings city traffic to standstill.

[PVnRT]

15. Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[DS1]

14. Smartypants liberals steal vehicle, deliver orbital Blue Screen of Death

[Blue_Tires]

40. Independence Day?

[DS1]

63. Yep

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Business owner succeeds in securing record profit through extending working hours,

limiting charitable work, etc. Goes insane after suffering a series of hallucinations and sadly ends up giving away to others his time and money.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

18. A Christmas Carol?

Ebenezer Scrooge, the archetypal republican

[PVnRT]

19. A Christmas Carol?

[Fire Walk With Me]

21. You are both correct!

[PVnRT]

17. Godless British cop arrests dozens of leading citizens, wrecks property values in bucolic town.

[DS1]

20. Hot Fuzz

[flvegan]

22. Brilliant US takeover by Russian and Cuban militaries muchly thwarted

by Mustelidae group of bratpack-esque youths from high school.

[DS1]

23. Red Dawn

Michael Ironsides looks down on your snub

[PVnRT]

24. Red Dawn

That movie presents a conundrum - the gun-toting, God-fearing Americans are the good guys...

[DS1]

27. Jailed General just won't fucking die

[charlie and algernon]

33. Gladiator?

[DS1]

61. Yep

[PVnRT]

29. A former liberal protester aids an illegal immigrant

while assisting a known terrorist organization whose intent is to overthrow the legitimate government of Britain.

[Phillycat]

32. Gotta be something about the American Revolution...

but I don't know which movie.

[PVnRT]

35. Nope...

More recent.

[charlie and algernon]

34. V for Vendetta

[PVnRT]

36. Nope, but on the right track

[charlie and algernon]

47. Children of Men, then

this was my second choice

[jobycom]

126. That's so weird

It says you posted that an hour before I posted mine, but I swear i didn't see it!

Drugs. Maybe I should have done them.

[PVnRT]

214. Corrrect

[jobycom]

123. Children of men?

[PVnRT]

215. Yep

[philosophie_en_rose]

37. Corporation solves mass world hunger with recycling.

:bounce:

[Blue_Tires]

39. Soylent Green ain't fiction; it's a menu, baby!

[Blue_Tires]

38. rugged, self-made entrepreneurial millionaire

proves the inherent superiority of private vs public ownership of utilities by making his business partner/son-in-law "expendable", rigging the county council, shortchanging customers and using the fluid free market to pull off a major real estate deal...

oh yeah, there is nothing wrong with "loving" your daughter in that FLDS way...and getting away with the whole thing!

[siligut]

51. Chinatown? nt

[Blue_Tires]

52. yeah... still one of my favorite villians

[Richardo]

66. wrong spot

:blush:

[flvegan]

41. Huddled masses yearning for freedom visit America

(among many other places) blow up White House, take one up the tookas from Cousin Eddie after Fresh Prince goes viral.

[AlCzervik]

45. Independence day?

[flvegan]

50. That's the one.

[ScreamingMeemie]

42. Loving, wealthy famous woman generously adopts downtrodden

orphan. Ungrateful orphan becomes practically unmanageable and refuses to adhere to reasonable household rules. In a last, desparate attempt to help child, woman sends her off to boarding school while lovingly asking for updates.

[AlCzervik]

43. Mommie Dearest?

[ScreamingMeemie]

44. You got it.

:)

[DS1]

64. I really need to see that movie

I've heard it's so over the top

[ScreamingMeemie]

111. Super over the top.

True camp. I love it for some sick, twisted reason. I've gotten many of my own parenting techniques from watching it. ;)

[av8rdave]

227. I´ve been afraid of wire coat hangers ever since I saw it!

[JVS]

188. I love that movie

the Hollywood Royalty edition dvd with commentary by John Waters was totally worth the $5

[LynneSin]

46. Vice President rejects the warnings of impending weather doom as nothing more than Hoax

Wait, that's a reallife situation too!!!

[siligut]

54. Day After Tomorrow? nt

[Carnea]

48. A nice Republican is running his bar in fifties Florida when these punk kids trash the joint. nt

[Blue_Tires]

53. Porky's

[Carnea]

55. Correct nt

[Brigid]

49. Immigrant from Eastern Europe without many prospects . . .

has in initiative to go into business for himself. So what if the business is illegal?

[flvegan]

56. Cuban immigrates to Florida, finds great success in sales

but winds up paranoid, strung out on dope and floating face down in his own foyer fountain.

[Brigid]

58. Scarface?

That was an easy one. :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. uppity freethinkers refuse to cooperate with protective moral values of beneficent fraternal leader

[Phillycat]

70. Norma Rae?

[Blue_Tires]

73. nineteen hundred and eighty four

[Rabrrrrrr]

91. You are correct, sir! Norma Rae would almost work, except "fraternal" was a giveaway.

[Rabrrrrrr]

59. Religous man in old age wants nothing more than old lost ring for nostalgia's sake,

but non-whites steal it and destroy it against his wishes, to the applause and celebration of other non-whites and even some obviously self-loathing whites.

[bicentennial_baby]

60. Lord of the Rings

[Lyric]

62. Fine, upstanding, well-groomed young men in a fraternity

are harassed and sadly defeated by irritating little freethinking twits who like computers and wear ugly glasses. Also, a lovely young flower of sorority purity is seduced and defiled by one of the twits in glasses, ultimately leading her to submit to his lasciviousness in a carnival funhouse.

[Rabrrrrrr]

65. Oh, the humanity!! Those well-groomed men were also team-players and Christian athletes!

:rofl:

Revenge of the Nerds

:rofl:

[JVS]

190. Dude, Skolnik raped her.

[Brigid]

67. OK, so the ship had a few design flaws . . .

and the steel used to build it would never pass muster today, and the crew was negligent, and the thing sank, drowning mostly poor people. Does that mean the shipping company is responsible?

[Phillycat]

72. Titanic!

[Blue_Tires]

68. defense against frivilous consumer lawsuit versus benevolent corporation

undone by ungrateful law firm fixer suffering a nervous breakdown...

[Phillycat]

74. Michael Clayton

[Blue_Tires]

81. completely screwed over by the oscar

for that dreck which name i dare not mention...

i got to start thinking of some harder ones...

[Richardo]

69. Ship's only wholly rational crewmember mutinies to protect mission, kills crewmates,

...is thwarted by irrational, emotional Captain.

[Blue_Tires]

71. Open the pod bay doors, HAL

[Richardo]

75. That's my movie for every thread!

:bounce:

[Lyric]

76. Hunt for Red October

?

[Sugar Smack]

79. Dead Calm??

:* :hi: HI, Beautiful!!!!!

[Richardo]

82. What the.... !!!!

:loveya: Sugie!! Long time no see. How ya bean? :hug:









PS: 'Dead Calm' :D

[Sugar Smack]

85. I'm good; my computer was "iffy"

for 3 months. It's a long, sad sad sad story. I missed you!:D

Boy, how are you?
:bounce:

[Richardo]

124. Doing OK for a sweltering drought-like summer in H-town.

One more ray of sunshine is just right. :pals:

[DS1]

92. 2001

[Brigid]

77. Slackers hiding out in college . . .

and partying and not even going to class, instead of doing their duty to their country and joining the Army.

[AlCzervik]

80. The college republicans?

sorry, that's not a movie.:o

[JVS]

170. animal house

[Brigid]

176. That's the one.

[Brigid]

78. Slackers hiding out in college . . .

instead of doing their duty to their country and joining the Army.

[Blue_Tires]

83. upstanding, honest, incorruptible NYPD cops betrayed by slandering, sniveling snitch

[AlCzervik]

84. Serpico?

[Blue_Tires]

88. great movie or the GREATEST movie?

[AlCzervik]

89. i won a court tv hat about 10 years ago because of Serpico.

triva contest. And yes, excellent movie.

[Richardo]

86. Brilliant, sophisticated doctor is imprisoned by the Government,

...and forced to assist them in pursuing, capturing or killing like-minded individuals.

[AlCzervik]

87. Silence of the lambs?

[Richardo]

117. ...

:thumbsup:

[Blue_Tires]

90. "Cut your hippie hair! Take a shower! Get a job!"

"And lose the motorcycles and find some direction in your lives!!"

[AlCzervik]

93. Easy Rider?

[Blue_Tires]

100. yeah, that was kinda obvious...

[JVS]

172. Nah. Rural heroes bring violent justice to cross country hippy biker drug orgy.

[Blue_Tires]

191. damn...that's even better!

maybe work in some words like 'red state', 'god-fearing' ' second amendment' and 'america-hating'

[terrya]

94. Loyal patriotic American uses her son to gain power, for the good of her country.

[AlCzervik]

95. The Manchurian candidate?

[terrya]

98. Correct

[Blue_Tires]

97. an "unfit to command" marine sgt. backstabs the country that gave him

the privilege of going to Vietnam and taking a few rounds in the chest...So what if he's in a wheelchair now? I know for a fact that he only got a couple of minor scratches, and I'm wearing a "purple heart" band-aid to mock him! If it were not for people like him, we would have WON the war!

[Brigid]

133. Born on the Fourth of July?

[Blue_Tires]

187. yeah...

i'd like to see someone make a feeble attempt to swiftboat HIM!

[charlie and algernon]

99. freethinking murderous prisoner betrays religious warden

by escaping from prison and stealing all his money.

[siligut]

103. The Shawshank Redemption?

[charlie and algernon]

108. yup!

[Initech]

101. Cab driver transports terrorist around Los Angeles for the purposes of killing lots of people

[Rob H.]

162. Collateral?

[Evoman]

102. Government agent fails to protect America from black terrorist foreign leader and coveniently

"forgets" his allegiances. The evil spy turncoat not only fails to turn himself in for questioning from his government, but he actually KILLS other government agents to protect his own skin, and the skin of his liberal, hippy girlfriend.

[Blue_Tires]

114. Jason Bourne

I've always been a little amused at how popular the series has been at the box office (Damon as the star helps of course)...Robert Ludlum wrote some books that were much better, imo

[Evoman]

148. Yep.

What do you mean you don't get how popular the series is? Car chases and fighting. Can't beat it.

[Blue_Tires]

185. what i meant was

novels like "The Scorpio Illusion" and "The Apocalypse Watch" were better overall stories, imo...but i know that doesn't always translate well to the big screen like car crashes, hand-to-hand, and explosions...

[Sugar Smack]

104. Nosy, slutty-dressing, mouthy divorced mother of three gets hysterical

over a few chemicals in the water supply and ends by mucking up a major company's good reputation and costing them a fortune.

}(

[AlCzervik]

105. Erin Brokavitch?

spelling, iz bad.

Hiya Suga!

[Sugar Smack]

107. Oh, yes INDEED-!

Hiya! Good show, m'lady. :D

[siligut]

106. Erin Brockovich?

[Sugar Smack]

109. Yes-

Chimpsrsmarter beat you by a nanosecond. :hi:

[siligut]

110. I saw that when I posted.

:shrug::hi:

[Richardo]

120. Does she have an annoying bark of a laugh?

:D

[Sugar Smack]

129. Only when a filthy whore-mongerer snaps a jewelry case

closed near her (don't-know-where-they've-been) hands. But that's another degenerate movie. :rofl:

[Richardo]

136. "whore mongerer"

:rofl:

I missed you.

[PBS Poll-435]

206. OH My GAWD

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

:rofl:

[krispos42]

112. Strong, proactive president...

sucessfully fights criminal cartels, but has to do it in secret because wussy liberals in Congress would stop him. Goodie-two-shoes government worker whines to Congress after finding out.

[Blue_Tires]

115. Clear and Present Danger

[krispos42]

121. *ding ding!*

:-)

[Initech]

113. Run-down village fucks up benevolent governor's plans for mass transportation.

[Blue_Tires]

116. Blazing Saddles

[Brigid]

137. Now this is the funniest description of "Blazing Saddles" ever!

:rofl:

[JVS]

173. I'd say "Horrible negro's corrupt reign of terror over inbred village thwarts visionary governor's..

plan for progress"

[jobycom]

118. Patriotic general defends water supply and own sexual prowess by outsmarting commie traitor captain.

[Blue_Tires]

128. Dr. Strangelove

[jobycom]

141. Yaahaa!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0&feature=related

[DS1]

130. That's commie limey godless traitor captain

no?

[jobycom]

131. Si.

[bertha katzenengel]

119. Cross-dressing lying pervert hurts friends, gets the girl but is still a perv

[Richardo]

122. Tootsie?

:D

[bertha katzenengel]

139. Dude, I could've posted anything and you'd've guessed "Tootsie."

It's my movie almost every time there's one of these games, and I'm sure you know it. :P

:hi:

[Richardo]

140. It's like my '2001'!

:hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

159. Yeah, I saw that upthread.

;)

[Initech]

125. Passengers bought tickets on doomed flight even though they knew the risks of air travel

[Rabrrrrrr]

132. Aiports '70 through '79

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

127. Fictional biography of a politician the way politicians SHOULD be! He succeeds in the end.

And he sings too! And what wonderful, uplifting lyrics!

[Richardo]

134. Bananas!

"Rebels are we
Born to be free
Just like the fish in the sea!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

135. The Life and Times of Joseph Stalin

[terrya]

144. "Bob Roberts"

Yay, I win. :-)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

157. You do win.

*taps supposedly inert foot in honor of terrya*

[Brigid]

138. Damned woman!

She moves into my town with her illegitimate daughter, disrupts everything, corrupts everyone with decadent wares from her shop -- all during Lent, no less? Why can't she just wear black shoes and go to church like everybody else?

Betcha you can't get this one. :)

[Sugar Smack]

142. Chocolat?

:9

[Brigid]

156. Aw, man!

I didn't think very many people had seen that one. It's one of my favorites. :)

[jobycom]

143. Bold hero thwarts activist Supreme Court, but is slandered by a liberal woman and a black man.

[siligut]

145. The Pelican Brief?

[Richardo]

149. Does she have an annoying bark of a laugh?

:D

[jobycom]

152. Yes. You get a fish.

[Evoman]

146. A senator running for president is corrupted by evil black, gangter rap music.

He whores around with a black women so he can get the minority vote, and backstabs many outstanding local businessmen who put their faith in him. The music also causes him to curse. CURSE! On tv which children might be watching!!!

[AlCzervik]

147. Bullworth?

[Evoman]

151. Yep.

[Initech]

150. Crazy, godless liberals start a war with a soverign nation over the contents of a feature film

[Tommy_Carcetti]

179. South Park

[Initech]

153. Cop on a mission to find kidnapped girl was just doing his job, not torturing suspects

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

203. I feel lucky, punk...

Dirty Harry. Film holds up well in light of current events, no?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

204. No-good bartender and his socialist/swedish girlfriend...

thwart the plans of one of the greatest men in history. And they were aided by a schwarz!!

[Initech]

207. Yeah, I was watching the reissue the other day.

That whole dialog between Harry and the DA is soooooo reminiscent of Gitmo talking points and it was 34 years before it happened! :wow:

[Aristus]

154. Out-of-control liberal commie executive intimidates patrotic gun-owners

and economy-boosting entrepreneurial energy leaders while getting into bed with the radical, anti-business environmental lobby, and trash-talking a straight-shooter Republican Senator on national TV.

[Lyric]

160. The American President

:hi:

[Brigid]

158. A black guy runs for president! AAAAGGGGHHHH!

That ain't right! :evilgrin:

[siligut]

181. Head of State?

The AAAAGGGGHHHH, gave it away. :)

[Brigid]

195. That's it.

And now, it's happening for real! :bounce:

[Lyric]

161. Tough, patriotic, principled, hard-hitting Marine Colonel

is persecuted by a commie, liberal, lazy, self-absorbed punk JAG lawyer for keeping good order in his unit.

[Brigid]

163. A Few Good Men?

[Lyric]

167. Bingo! nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

164. Horny country bumpkin and his shrill harpy wife transverse New Hampshire....

.....in an attempt to steal power from a successful 12 year utopian regime.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

229. No one? nt

[Bucky]

165. Brave preacher tries to stop those hoodlums from ruining his town with their dancing

In the end, the wretched creatures drive the minister's mind over the edge. Sad ending. Kevin Bacon at root of all evil once more.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

168. Footloose

[Tommy_Carcetti]

169. Self delete nt

[Bucky]

166. Bore millionnaire dabbles in S&M, but makes up for it by murdering the mentally ill.

[Phillycat]

198. American Psycho?

[Bucky]

199. Batman

Any version. In the comics he's always careful not to kill the villains cause it goes against his code of ethics. In the movies, I don't think he ever lets his obviously mentally ill adversaries live.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

171. A car dealer's entrepreneurial capitalistic plan is thwarted by an overbearing female cop.

[Book Lover]

175. "Is that your friend there in the wood chipper?"

:rofl:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

177. That was a good one, yah! nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

174. "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one"? What commie crap is that?

I'm glad the pointy eared bastard got it in the end.

[Book Lover]

183. Hey man!

My childhood died that afternoon.

[JVS]

178. Ungrateful former employees thwart brilliant businessmen's attempt to corner frozen concentrated...

orange juice market after learning the truth about their brilliant sociological experiment.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

180. Trading Places.

[DS1]

182. I was wondering how to do Trading Places

[JVS]

184. Illegal immigrant leaves small African kingdom to steal America's women and fast food jobs.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

186. Coming to America!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

189. Army sargeant who knows what to do to win in Vietnam....

...is opposed by a whiny sergant with a moral compass during warfare, and a nosy private.

[Brigid]

192. Platoon?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

193. Yep.

[JVS]

194. Pathetic loser can't make deals, lives in past, cheated on wife, disappointed sons, kills his own...

sorry ass.

[Brigid]

196. Death of a Salesman?

I didn't know they had made a movie out of that one.

[JVS]

197. Dustin Hoffman was Willie and John Malkovich was Happy in it

[Courtesy Flush]

200. Some good Aryan boys...

Some good Aryan boys try to start an enterprise designed to make a million dollars. Then a liberal slacker tosses them a bag of dirty undies instead of the cash. The Aryans get beat up. The slacker gets laid, and nobody gets a million dollars. Fucking liberals!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

202. Fuck it, Dude. I'd know that one anywhere...

The Big Lebowski

[Phillycat]

210. Big Lebowski

[Fire Walk With Me]

201. The finest intelligence agent is jailed for being the finest intelligence agent.

[siligut]

212. Breach?

[Fire Walk With Me]

231. Yes!

[Rabrrrrrr]

205. Elitist, ivory-tower academic purty-tongues rural town to accept created abomination as normal.

[Phillycat]

211. Edward Scissorhands

[Rabrrrrrr]

218. Good guess, but not the one I was thinking of.

[Phillycat]

224. Frankenstein then?

[Rabrrrrrr]

226. That's the one I was thinking of.

:thumbsup:

[Initech]

208. Con artists bilk old ladies out of their money to intentionally ruin fine arts programs

[siligut]

213. The Producers?

[NewJeffCT]

209. Strong and motivated capitalists in the shipping & receiving business

have their business plans foiled by a meddling commie priest and a washed-up socialist and ex-boxer who thinks he could have made something of himself.

[PVnRT]

216. On the Waterfront

[NewJeffCT]

217. Got it

good job.

[begin_within]

219. Get a frickin' job, George Bailey, and pay me back all my money with interest or I'll have you shot.

[begin_within]

220. Nuclear worker should have just kept her little mouth shut and she'd be alive today.

[siligut]

222. Silkwood?

[begin_within]

223. Yep

[begin_within]

221. They shoulda been screwing the sheep, not each other. Butt pirates in Wyoming? Criminy.

[siligut]

225. That sort of activity can be backbreaking?

[begin_within]

228. Not if you're limber

[madinmaryland]

230. Talking Sponges and Octapus' are really neat!