Man, I hate that attractive couple on the eharmony commercials!

[LostInAnomie]

With all their love, chemistry, good looks, and all that shit.

Quit rubbing that shit in my face you lucky assholes!!!!

[regnaD kciN]

1. Yep. "We can find you the perfect mate..."

"...as long as you're so perfect yourself, you really don't need any help from us. Otherwise, we won't allow you to be a member."

Owned by Pat Robertson, too... :puke:

[Danger Mouse]

2. What, those stupid annoying assholes?

Who cares about them? It's all fake ass veneer.

[LeftyMom]

3. The people in those commercials always look enough alike to be fraternal twins.

Here in the real world, couples are often a few years apart, have different body types, different skin tones and colors, etc. In eharmony world, you'll easily recognize your love match because that person will look enough like you to be a close relative.

[DarkTirade]

4. Sheeit, t'ain't nuthin' wrong wiv that.