Jeez, Lounge, had to come over and warn ya.

[JeffR]

The cover of this month's Jack and Jill Magazine is not good for the Obama campaign at all. Don't buy it. Don't read it. Don't look at it. Don't even think about it.

Stay safe, Lounge.

[KitchenWitch]

1. As they say in GD - Link???

:rofl:

[JeffR]

3. Nothing handy, but check out this startling report about another magazine:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6496359

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. is this geekspeak for the

New Yorker>

[JeffR]

4. Don't be dissin' Jack and Jill.

It may not have the reputation of the New Yorker, but its cartoons are pithy, its editorials crisp, and its reporting on after-school interests is second to none.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. I always liked the articles in

Dick and Jane better...

See Spot Run was an excellent expose.

[JeffR]

7. True.

But Jack and Jill's four-part series on peanut butter was a landmark.

[zanne]

5. "geekspeak"?

Come on, kids. I'm trying to keep up, but you really make it hard.

[Lil Missy]

8. Oh for gawd sakes.

:eyes:

[jobycom]

19. Gawd drinks sake? Who knew?

[Fleshdancer]

9. Well if you found THAT offensive, then go ahead and cancel your subscription to Highlights

Goofus and Gallant were exceptionally offensive this month! :grr:

[KitchenWitch]

10. I was a bit taken aback by this months "Missing Object" feature

:wtf:

[Fleshdancer]

16. yeah, what the hell was that about?

When the list of things to find included a rabbit and a pearl, I expected a bunny rabbit and a pearl nestled inside a clam. Not the rabbit pearl. Damn thing took me 45 minutes to complete. :eyes:

[Kali]

11. Gallant is a brown-nosing wuss!

:hide:

[Fleshdancer]

13. what? so being a brown-nosing wuss means you should be subjected to waterboarding now?

and what the hell was Goofus doing with that ferret anyway? :wtf:

I'm totally calling Amnesty International and PETA first thing in the morning. That Goofus just ain't right. How do I explain this to my child??!!?!?!

[Kali]

17. ...

"and what the hell was Goofus doing with that ferret anyway?"
:spray:

Hey it was just an innocent tennis lesson. god what a perv.

[JeffR]

12. Why do they hate Amurika?

:cry:

[Arugula Latte]

15. Further example:

"Goofus was a community organizer in the impoverished southside of Chicago.
Gallant left his wife and three kids for a scary, rich lizard woman."

[Kali]

18. hahahahahahhaHA

[Chovexani]

21. Highlights is a commie rag

Bunch of terrorists.

[Arugula Latte]

14. oops .. self-delete

[jobycom]

20. That sounds extreme...

You have so much to not delete for!

[Arugula Latte]

22. Too late for that. Goodbye, cruel thread!

[jobycom]

23. No, wait! Think of the children!

(That's GD:P)