Serious question for once. Viagra...

[LeftyFingerPop]

Do you glue the pills on, or tape them?

Thanks in advance.

[DarkTirade]

1. Epoxy.

Holds better than glue.

[SPKrazy]

2. First smear capsaicin cream all over you know what

then epoxy the blue pills to yourself you know where


then wait 20 min for it to take effect.

You may wish to view some porn, or something :popcorn:

After that, you may need to call 911 :yoiks:


Habanero juice or hot red pepper or jalepeno juice may help it work faster

just have those viagra ready to glue









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IBTL

[qnr]

3. I thought they were suppositories and worked their way up. n/t

[Rhiannon12866]

4. From the commercials, I think you have to sing in a band to take them...

:shrug:

[petronius]

5. I just poke them up in there with a bamboo grilling skewer

The swelling lets you know it's working!

[Skittles]

6. didn't I kick your ass just recently?

gawd, am I losing my touch? :o

[bridgit]

7. either way it seems you'll be able to throw footballs through a tire hanging from a tree...

so go long big guy

[KG]

8. viagra rocks.

trust me on this. just don't ask how i know.

[Dr. Strange]

9. Step 1: Grasp the catheter tube in your left hand.

The remaining steps you can figure out on your own.