My 5 year old learned an important lesson from the cat today...

[mcctatas]

here is his artist's interpretation:



and here is the violated party:

[SoxFan]

1. !

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

2. OMG!

:rofl:

[undeterred]

3. I'm traumatized just looking at the drawing.

:scared:

[mcctatas]

4. I'm sorry...

just imagine how the cat feels :yoiks:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Aaahhhahahahahaha!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

But the cat doesn't look like he thinks it's funny.

[backscatter712]

6. Am I right in thinking the cat taught the lesson with fangs and claws?

Should be a lesson that only needs to be taught once...

[mcctatas]

12. Actually, the cat just yelled at him...

which seemed to be effective enough;)

[XemaSab]

128. Siamese will do that

:D

[elleng]

7. GREAT

that he could draw it!!!!

Hugs to your son!

[City of Mills]

8. I can't stop laughing at this!

First off, the kid's a way better artist than me already :rofl: and I love how he wrote it twice for emphasis... :rofl: brilliant!

[Lil Missy]

9. ROTFLMAO!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Left Brain]

10. I smell a DUzy award

comin' outta that cat's butt.

I think I'll make this my new motto:
Don't
Tutch
the
But

[Fire Walk With Me]

36. Don't tutch the but

MC Hammer could make a comeback on that alone...

[mcctatas]

37. Hey!

you were right, would figure that my only DUzy award for one of my own threads comes from work my five year old did;)

[Kali]

11. Ahhahahahahhahahahahaha

:rofl:

[Heidi]

13. Kick!

The Wiley and Excellent Boy Cat Named Ginger has approved this kick. :rofl:

:kick:

[mcctatas]

15. Ginger is gorgeous...

I bet he never had to suffer the indignities of having a 5 year old "tutch" his "but" :rofl:

[Heidi]

18. Oh, yes. We have two goddaughters.

When Ginger was a baby kitty, they were fascinated by his "little gray balls." Poor Ginger. Fortunately for Ginger, the goddaughters adopted Ginger's brother, Barley, who has gone on to live a life of torment with them at their home across the street from us. :rofl: Here's Barley, begging at our patio door when he was a youngster:


"Save me!!!!!!!!"

[pengillian101]

114. Hilarious photo! n/t

[dixiegrrrrl]

195. That is a great pic....way cool cat...

[alphafemale]

14. The "Chapstick Incident" for those who didn't see it yet.

This seems to make the email rounds around Mother's Day for the past few years.

So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just
recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around
and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out
and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom.
Well we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4
years old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli.
Eli really loves chapstick. LOVES it.
He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing it.
So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my
chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to
put it right back in the drawer when he was done.

Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush
around and try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying
on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am
trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up.
Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this
is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is
motherhood.

We finally have the older one and and the baby loaded in the car
and I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally
round the corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was
applying my chapstick very carefully to Jack's . . .
rear end. Eli looked right into my eyes and said "chapped." Now
if you have a cat, you know that he is right--their little butts do
look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind.
And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it
was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the
hundredth.

And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it
reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little
creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been
using your chapstick on the cat's butt.

[mcctatas]

16. Ewwwwww....

I'm going to hide all of my chapstick until his fascination with "the but" passes! :rofl:

[mainegreen]

31. True or not, that is damned funny.

[madeline_con]

94. .....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[pengillian101]

115. LOL!

:-)

[Scarlett17]

204. I have never read that before

and I am sitting here literally shaking with tears running down my face. I may have an asthma attack. That was hilarious!

[Maddy McCall]

17. HAHAHA! Excellent!

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

139. Fur shur!

:woohoo:

[woo me with science]

19. LOLOLOLOL!

Oh that is a keeper!

[Number23]

20. That drawing is definitely rec worthy

First one I've done in weeks!!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

21. oMG!! too funny

I think I have my new sigline...

Don't tutch the but.

:rofl:

[fight4my3sons]

22. I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying...

I have two 4yr olds and a 5yr old.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MountainLaurel]

23. That is hilarious.

Poor, poor kitty.

[BarenakedLady]

24. I laughed so loud.

My dog thinks I'm crazy.

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

25. Truer words have never been spoken nor written. "DONT TUTCH THE BUT"

:rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. thanks for making me laugh

:rofl:

[ceile]

27. !!!!!!

:rofl:

[Blue Diadem]

28. Hilarious and so true!

You have a wise young man there. That drawing is a keeper. Are you going to keep it and remind him when he's older? I love doing that with my grown kids.

[mcctatas]

29. I'm planning on enclosing it whit his HS and College graduation

announcements;)

[Blue Diadem]

30. .

:rofl:

[Withywindle]

32. A must-see for prom dates! n/t

[alphafemale]

33. If he's in any clubs there are usually "slide shows" of senior youth moments.

Just before they graduate.

Well, they certainly aren't "slides" anymore but embarrassing pictures are prized at these events.

And that is a doozie to be scanned in.

That is a keep forever picture.

[WinkyDink]

34. Bwahahahahahaha! That is AWESOME!

[TroglodyteScholar]

35. Ehehehe...great lesson

Recommended hilarity

[skooooo]

38. DON'T TUTCH THE BUT!

:rofl:

[Name removed]

39. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Heidi]

40. Monday reminder! DONT TUTCH THE BUT!

:kick:

[jumptheshadow]

41. The funniest thread ever

My partner woke up laughing about this OP several times during the past week.

[XemaSab]

42. We should all learn this lesson

:patriot:

[Arkansas Granny]

43. I just found the perfect home dec item for you and your son.

http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2245

Something else from the same site:




SHARP-END CAT PENCIL SHARPENER
MEEOOWW !

It's a cat butt pencil sharpener! The most unusual pencil sharpener you will find on anyone's desk! Simply stick your pencil into the cats behind, push and hear it meow!

- Includes litter tray to catch shavings
- Keeps your pencil pointy

Plastic. Measures approx. 4" long x 5.5" tall.

[alphafemale]

63. That's Hilarious.

Sending to my "Gift Ideas" folder.

[Eurobabe]

44. LOL, what happened??

Kitty looks pissed. MEOW!!

[ulysses]

45. this should have gotten way more than ten recs.

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

46. Hell, I made it my sigline!

:thumbsup:

[ulysses]

47. leave it to you to work the sphincter into the wording.

:D Nice!

[XemaSab]

266. Where did it go?

:shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

48. I hope it wasn't inhabited by clingons.

:rofl:

[stuntcat]

49. lol omg lol !!

the drawing rocks! :rofl:

[XemaSab]

50. Critically important for teh future of teh longue

to preserve teh thread! :o

[Whoa_Nelly]

51. Am really hoping you make this into a T-shirt!

I want to wear that art!

It's perfect!

:rofl:

Really great artwork from a 5-year old! :hi:

[WinkyDink]

52. zazzle.com!

[Whoa_Nelly]

53. Woo Hoo!

[WinkyDink]

54. You made it work! I'm thinking of a fridge magnet, myself! :)

[Whoa_Nelly]

55. Had to highlight/copy at zazzle after making shirt

(after first saving original from here to my pictures so could use at zazzle)

Then, pasted into a word doc/right click to save picture/set as .jpg/saved to pictures/then, on to photobucket to show ;)

[slutticus]

246. I'd buy that :D

:rofl:

[skooooo]

56. This thread will never die. nt

[Enthusiast]

57. We are laughing.

We remembered the chapstick incident and laughed more. That picture is priceless.

[myrna minx]

58. I really needed a good laugh. Thanks! n/t

:rofl:

[Phillycat]

59. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I hadn't seen this thread before. AWESOME. :rofl:

[XemaSab]

60. Classic, classic stuff

:D

[SeattleGirl]

61. Your 5 year old learns fast!

:rofl:

[Monk06]

62. Frame that drawing before you forget. That's some quality art right there.

[Submariner]

65. No don't do that to the kid

If the kid ever runs for president, McCain will use it against him to try and embarrass him.

[Monk06]

67. I'll vouch for the kid. I have an MA in Fine Arts so he's righteous.

[mcctatas]

76. Sweet Jesus...

don't tell me he'll still be around in 30 years, he truly is the crypt keeper;)

[malta blue]

64. this is priceless

I have now lifted the image and put it on my fridge.

:rofl::rofl:

[TommyO]

69. You're not the only one. It's on my fridge...

and I've shared it with people at work also. They can't get enough of it. My brother said it was wrong, very wrong, after he stopped laughing.

[Midlodemocrat]

66. Damn. That's funny.

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

72. When did BM learn something similar to that?

:D

[TZ]

68. So damn funny

I too worked a reference in to my sigline (thanks to MilesColtraine for the image)

[SallyMander]

70. K & R

Don't tutch the but. :thumbsup:

[Withywindle]

71. kick.

I think we all need a reminder of this today.

[BrklynLiberal]

73. This is sooooo funny. I am sending it to everyone I know who has a cat...

or a kid, or both...

[tandot]

74. I am glad that this one is still floating around. I cracked up when I first

clicked on it in July. It is still HILARIOUS!!!

[riverdeep]

75. Why would a cat need opposable thumbs?

It's got full mind-control of two-legged hairless ones that do.

[redqueen]

77. I'm so glad I saw this.

:)

[grasswire]

78. I just realized the slogan is in all capitals.

Don't kids learn lower case letters first anymore?

[MilesColtrane]

79. Your kid is officially smarter than John Edwards.

[barb162]

163. And a lot of other people :)

[AwakeAtLast]

80. I found the perfect thing for this situation

http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2245






:rofl: :rofl:


For tutching the but SAFELY!!!


:rofl: :rofl:

[tandot]

82. OMG. That is hillarious.

n/t

[alphafemale]

85. Yeah. I saved that to my "Potential Gifts" Bookmarks Folder.

I just have to think of the proper Vict.. er recipient.

:D

[DS1]

81. The but is grinning at me. Taunting.

I want to tutch it.

[Dr. Strange]

83. What did MC Hammer's cat say to DS1 when he was looking at its but?

Do-do-do-do
Do-do
Do-do

Can't tutch this.

[DeepBlueC]

84. kick

[Minimus]

86. I love it!!! Thanks for kicking,

[pagandem4justice]

87. Kick for the Big Board!!

Your kiddo is my only guaranteed laugh! Don't tutch the but!

[RainDog]

88. first time I'd seen this one too.

you miss so much when you can't hang out in the lounge

[DeepBlueC]

89. it's always good!

a gift that keeps on giving.

[flvegan]

90. And...kick!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

91. Kick

Dont tutch the but - it's going places.

[yellowdogintexas]

92. making me laugh since July 23, and still going strong nt

[ScreamingMeemie]

93. I am surprised it hasn't made its way to the big board of silly

stickies.

[Heidi]

103. Look up, L. You got your wish.

:hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

104. Absolutely perfect.

:hug:

[madeline_con]

95. I like the way tutch is spelled. Good phonics, seriously. n/t

[Fox Mulder]

96. This is seriously the funniest thing I've ever seen.

:rofl:

[pagandem4justice]

97. Kick it again...tutchin' the but! -eom-

:D

[Heidi]

98. And here's a kick to go with the sticky!

:kick:

[FraDon]

99. a milestone moment • thnx for the sticky link

Do they have MacArthur Foundation Awards for 5 year olds? http://www.macfound.org/site/c.lkLXJ8MQKrH/b.959463/

"The MacArthur Fellows Program awards unrestricted fellowships to talented individuals who have shown extraordinary originality and dedication in their creative pursuits and a marked capacity for self-direction. ..."

Treasure the original = acid free storage, out of sunlight, till framing.

[Heidi]

102. I'm dedicating some of my stickies to wonderful DU threads!

1. Don't tutch the butt

and

2. Oscar! http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7865820

[npincus]

100. You made my morning!

:rofl:

[WinkyDink]

101. As Keats said: "that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know."

[WildEyedLiberal]

105. HAHAHAHAHA wow

This is why I go to the Lounge. :thumbsup:

[Blue_Tires]

106. posts like these are why the lounge is the cat's ass!

:evilgrin:

[progressoid]

107. That's perfect!

Can I email that to a friend?

[mcctatas]

116. Mail with impunity....

:hi:

[montanto]

108. I wish my cat was polite at 5:00 in the morning. eom.

[DeepBlueC]

109. kick

[Debi]

110. Is someone going to petition the Admins to start a D.T.T.B Group soon?

:shrug:

[DeepBlueC]

111. sorely needed

[Rhythm]

112. D.T.T.B. is serious business

[Debi]

113. D.T.T.B. T-Shirts

[BlueCollar]

117. DTTB is destined to join Kudzu and Brazilian threads

as famous internet discussion topics...LOL

:kick:

[XemaSab]

118. It's a thread that shall live in infamy!

:o

[Dr. Strange]

119. We have nothing to fear but....

tutching the but.

[Dr. Strange]

120. I hope Obama takes this lesson into consideration...

when choosing his running mate.

[DeepBlueC]

121. one more time ...

lest we forget

[skooooo]

122. thank you...nt

[MilesColtrane]

123. Misspelled, but you get the idea.

[Connonym]

124. this thread will never die

viva "don't tutch the but"

[pagandem4justice]

125. A kick for the "lesson of the ages"...

Don't tutch the but!!!!!

[yellowdogintexas]

126. from today's Icanhascheezburger, I give you:

which of course kicks this back to the top

sorry if somebody else already did this, I am in no mood to hunt around to avoid a duplicate today :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dem_4_Life]

127. OMG, that is hilarious!!! ROFL!!!!

[Writer]

129. Don't tutch the but, for the but emits kudzu.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

130. Don't knock kudzu

It keeps threads like this alive.

[XemaSab]

131. Don't knock kudzu

It's going places. :patriot:

[Arugula Latte]

134. Personally, I'm bullish on kudzu.

[quiet.american]

132. Truly funny -- love it. nt

[MilesColtrane]

133. Remember kids, Jackie Mason says,...

..."Don't tapn da tuchas."

[yellowdogintexas]

135. kicking back to top because I had to work too hard to find it ...to

show to my husband.

so I made damn sure I bookmarked it.

[DeepBlueC]

136. ...as Cindy warned John this morning

[no name no slogan]

137. In the words of Yoda, Jedi Master:

THE BUT TUTCH IT DO NOT

[MilesColtrane]

138. This young one has a lesson looming.

[yellowdogintexas]

140. "tutching the but...the early years"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

144. Send a copy to Dumbyass...

He needs to expand his liberry.

[Mad_Dem_X]

141. OMG - priceless!

I can't believe I just found this thread. Freakin' hilarious!

DON'T TUTCH THE BUT - words of wisdom! :rofl:

[old mark]

142. This should go into his life's book in the chapter

"Don't fuck with the cat."
FWIW, the drawing is great - hope you save it forever.

mark

[hedgehog]

143. Yes, but was the cat faking a pregnanacy to protect its kitten?

[yellowdogintexas]

145. variation on the theme

[XemaSab]

146. .

:thumbsup:

[yellowdogintexas]

150. ..

:toast:

[DeepBlueC]

147. such a rich and resonant topic...!

:kick:

[DeepBlueC]

148. a subject you can really get behind

:kick:

[DeepBlueC]

149. Hey, guys, cheer up. We DO learn from experience!

After watching the news lately, I have to repeat this over and over to myself. Then I go for a laugh wherever I can find one! Thanks, mctatas.

[yellowdogintexas]

156. oh yeah, when I need good laugh I go here..or to this other great, recent thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=6739759

unfortunately I don't think we can post in this one anymore..am I missing something?

[alphafemale]

151. One of the best threads in the history of DU.

:rofl:

[Withywindle]

152. This is like a 12-step meeting.

I'm feeling a strong urge to tutch the but.

I need to talk to my sponsor.

[KitchenWitch]

153. Just for this moment, don't tutch the but!

:hi:

[Withywindle]

154. I am not tutching the but right now.

I can get through tonight without tutching the but, I know I can.

Tomorrow is another day.

:hi:

[jmowreader]

166. He'd just tell you to do it

Aversion Therapy, y'know.

[jcla]

155. Smart kid.. but smarter cat!

It is a keeper to show his kids and tell that story!

[Withywindle]

157. kicking for a timely reminder.

Tutch the but, don't tutch the but baby

[JackBeck]

158. My buddy wants me to ask:

Is that a seal point?

[mcctatas]

159. Yep...

an old and now traumatized Seal Point...

[Scooter24]

160. LOL!

:rofl:

[CraftyGal]

161. TrogL was laughing hilariously and so I had to check this out...

I needed a good laugh.

CraftyGal

[yellowdogintexas]

162. now for something completely different:

[XemaSab]

167. .

:thumbsup:

[Jamastiene]

164. I'm too late to recommend it, but I'll sure

:kick: it and :spray: :rofl:

[sniffa]

165. I hope to have a 2004/2005 style Boston meet-up soon

so I can video my song for this.

Touch the butt

Don't touch the butt. baby

Touch the butt

Don't touch the butt. baby

Touch the butt

Don't touch the butt. baby

Touch the butt

Don't touch the butt. baby

etc..

[Fleshdancer]

172. HAHAHA!!!

I would love to be there for that! As the fleshdancer, I hope to help with the choreography. :rofl:

[SallyMander]

168. Kicking

You know what to do! :D

[flvegan]

169. First MUST READ! w00t!

[Fleshdancer]

170. the next feature we need: DU Hall of Fame

:rofl:

[JTG of the PRB]

171. This is easily one of the greatest threads in all of history.

May it live forever!

[Withywindle]

173. MUST READ.

Again and again.

[CreekDog]

174. I knew people were going to dig this thread up to rate it "must read" under our new system

me too.

:applause:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

175. I'm thinking that kitty has kudzu coming out of his butt.

[XemaSab]

182. It's going places!

:D

[mcctatas]

183. What have I done...

at this rate he'll be running for president someday and his opponents will be able to claim they have photographic evidence that he sexually abused the cat!

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

184. You should be proud

Someday when you are dead in your grave, and your son has grown into an old, old man, future lounge denizens will look back at you and your son as prophets, and marvel at your longevity.

[mcctatas]

185. ....

Oooohhhh, a cult of the but tutchers, that has possibilites;)

[Arugula Latte]

176. It Liiiiiiives!

[dropkickpa]

177. The but got tutched?

[madinmaryland]

178. Kicked and rated!

[XemaSab]

179. Classic...

n/t

[MilesColtrane]

180. Don't be a dick, Jeffy.

[chiffon]

181. DTTB

classic for all time!

[Withywindle]

187. WBWJT?

What But Would Jesus Tutch?

[ScreamingMeemie]

186. Oh this still makes me laugh...

[yellowdogintexas]

188. me too, my dear me too. nt

[Lorien]

200. Yep; it's a needed pick me up, lol! n/t

[mcctatas]

189. ....

this thread shall haunt me all of my days!

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

190. Heh heh...you said haunt.

Just in time for Halloween!

My Halloween prediction:

Don't Tutch the But: the Video

[mcctatas]

191. Dude...

you need therapy! But tutching aversion classes or something;)

[TZ]

192. You need to modify it for Holloween

Don't tutch the bat but...
By the way..mcctatas is on to you...she's figured out that the nice men in the white coats are looking for you...}(

[Dr. Strange]

194. They'll never find me.

I'm untutchable!

[jobycom]

193. It's approaching Oscar status. Not reaching it, mind you. Nothing touches Oscar.

Or his butt.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

197. Kick for Oscar's butt.

[jobycom]

198. Hehe! Hey, is the book out yet?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

199. Next June. Just finished 5 crazy weeks of revisions,

although the book is better for it.

[redqueen]

196. Heheh.

Glad this thread is still going. :)

[latebloomer]

201. Just realized I never commented on this

even though I showed it to my whole family.

It's priceless and your son is a gem!

[mainegreen]

202. Good lord! Is this still here?

[jeff30997]

203. ROFL!

After almost 2 months of ignorance I'm finally a proud member of the "don't tutch the but"club!:rofl:

[Two Americas]

205. don't do it McCain...

We know you want to...



Don't tutch the but!

[yellowdogintexas]

206. SNORT!!!!! I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything! nt

[Two Americas]

207. heh

Gotcha.

Isn't this thread the perfect place for that photo?

:rofl:

[yellowdogintexas]

208. oh indeed it was! made my morning. nt

[XemaSab]

209. A day that will live in infamy!

:o

[Dr. Strange]

210. Kicking...for GD-P

[Withywindle]

211. The "B" should be backwards. n/t

[XemaSab]

212. Dont tutch the winkie!

*

[MilesColtrane]

213. Damn, this thing has nine lives.

In all of which, the but must not be tutched.

[jeff30997]

214. After over 3 months...

It just keeps going and going and going...



A bit like Forest Gump crossing the continent too.

...and going and going...

[MilesColtrane]

215. I submit a new Lounge standard.

Just as the Romans emblazoned everything with SPQR, I think that the Lounge needs to have the initials ONTT proudly displayed whenever possible.

ONTT = Operor non tactus tergum

[yellowdogintexas]

216. "DTTB" has been inscribed in my daughter's friend's baby advice book!!!!!

"Tiffany: you must teach Jake ' Don't Tutch the But'.

It is now my responsibility to explain this to Tiffany.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


we need a Don't Tutch the But smiley, you know.

[ScreamingMeemie]

217. ...

:rofl:

[yellowdogintexas]

220. how is the move coming along? nt

[XemaSab]

218. *

[CreekDog]

219. someday this thread will be available on the holodeck

:think:

[madinmaryland]

221. Dammit, you tutch'd the but!!1!!

[flvegan]

222. I'm the King of Rock, there is none higher.

Sucka MCs should call me "sire"

[City of Mills]

223. Kick for President-elect Obama!

Go Obama! Don't tutch the but!

[MrCoffee]

224. 1st post-election kick

[Arugula Latte]

225. So "Tutch" is the new "Kudzu"

[yellowdogintexas]

226. I love seeing the Tutch return nt

[XemaSab]

227. Dont die the ear hair!

:o

[Fire Walk With Me]

228. Your family...

...a but tutcher, an ear shaver...what else should we brace ourselves for? ;) :hug:

[yellowdogintexas]

229. this just gets better and better, doesn't it? nt

[yellowdogintexas]

230. sorry folks, I just couldn't resist

[DarkTirade]

231. ...

[CreekDog]

232. need higher reply count!

:hi:

[DeepBlueC]

233. well, hello old friend

No, we shall not forget.

[yellowdogintexas]

234. from icanhascheezburger today

[pinstikfartherin]

235. As many times as I've seen this and I haven't commented...

but it still cracks me up!

[mwooldri]

236. ## PLEASE DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ##

Well Grovelbot aint going to get to this thread because... it's way past Post # 25 or something like that.

So I guess I can do his job for him.

Pfft.

[alphafemale]

237. Love this thread. kick

[RandomThoughts]

238. Just got to do it.

This is not my usual caliber, but can't resist the post.

but (as in however) what if baby got back?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V7DjWIQRxQ

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) No disrespect to anyone intended.

(since I already posted Hammer clip.)

[alphafemale]

239. LOL! My daughter got to meet "Mr. Mix." Even got a pic with him.

He looks really, really stoned in the pic.

:rofl:

Welcome to DU btw!

[Richard Steele]

240. Smart kid. I was almost 30 before I learned to ALWAYS ASK PERMISSION to 'tutch the but'.

He's got a 25-year head start on me!

[yellowdogintexas]

241. for your amusement

[coyotespaw]

242. No Comment

[lazyriver]

243. I have to post a reply in this thread because I want to be sure to be

part of history...kinda like voting for the first African American President but only way funnier.

[Dr. Strange]

244. Wait, isn't it spelled "touch?"

[mcctatas]

245. Not if you're doing it to a cat....

:shrug:

[Systematic Chaos]

247. What do you do with a perv cat who WANTS his but tutched?

I'm not kidding. My wife's oldest cat will roll over and try and kick your hand down towards his posterior. Even belly rubs aren't enough.

How do I convince this sick animal that I don't want to tutch the but?

:scared:

[MilesColtrane]

248. Don't do it. It's a trap.

He's just testing you.

[BlueCollar]

249. oh what the hell....

250!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XemaSab]

250. .

n/t

[yellowdogintexas]

251. I see you check in on this one periodically too. Just kicking back to top

for benefit of those who have not seen it, or who just need a good chuckle.

[XemaSab]

252. I have a suggestion:

http://www.gamereclaim.com/2008/10/3-minutes-on-the-beach/

[racaulk]

258. OMG!

I love those games at gamereclaim.com! Zilch is ADDICTIVE!!!

:hi:

[cboy4]

253. bwahahahaha

:rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

254. Confession....

I tutched the but....

[Crabby Appleton]

255. I'm confused about one issue

should you not "tutch the but" because:

1. not get cat but cooties on you?

or

2. it annoyes the stoopid cat?

or

3. both?

[MilesColtrane]

265. Because but tutching leads to...

...which ends in...

[racaulk]

256. So why am I just NOW finding this thread?

That's hilarious! :rofl:

I was wondering where the "don't tutch the but" thing started. Mystery solved.

[motely36]

257. Some lounge jokes never die

I too was wondering where it came from. Now I know!

:)

[Shakespeare]

259. So what's the latest on the DTTB t-shirts?

'Cause I want one!!

[Withywindle]

260. kick.

What? Somebody has to!

[NYC_SKP]

261. I wish I had a dollar for every time a woman has told me that...

It's a real date-ender for me...

[Debi]

262. Who keeps kicking this damn thread???

:yoiks:

[yellowdogintexas]

264. lots of folks nt

[alphafemale]

263. But Tutch at 1:17 in this YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHF-o_gLp8A&feature=related

[PaddyBlueEyes]

267. To the Top

Insulation..Finbarr...Insulation..

[mcctatas]

268. If he get's insulation in the mail...

yer a dead man! :spank:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

269. Ho Ho Ho My xmas present to the lounge

.

[mcctatas]

270. Dude!

let it die a slow and painful death!!! :rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

271. Nevah...

This thread will love forever..

[Dr. Strange]

272. Love and let love.

[Symarip]

273. The Greatest Story Ever Told

Heyzeus has nothing on this.

[Bucky]

274. Is this where that comes from?

seven years on DU and I just now found out about this thread.

Of course I was a latecomer to kudzu too. I'm so behind the trends.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

275. Haha me too n/t

[TZ]

278. Thats what you get

for spending time in the dungeon. You miss all the fun stuff! :hi:

[orleans]

276. you should put this up on cafe press. i think it's hysterical! n/t

[Mad_Dem_X]

277. The gift that keeps on giving! n/t

[tandot]

279. Great to see this hilarious thread still floating around.

It deserves another kick :)

[TK421]

280. This thread rivals the infamous Kudzu thread...I hope you're happy!

;-)

[DeepBlueC]

281. Wish I'd remembered this image for my Christmas card...

sigh...it is the gift that keeps on giving

[DeepBlueC]

282. Wish I'd remembered this image for my Christmas card...

sigh...it is the gift that keeps on giving

[TZ]

283. This thread. has more lives than a cat!

:)

[yellowdogintexas]

284. This is quite true. And all the better for it.

Merry Christmas.

[flvegan]

285. NOW it feels like Christmas.

[yellowdogintexas]

286. Merry Christmas All, and a worthy addition to this great thread

[Book Lover]

287. So the president is getting his daily briefing...

just a late night kick

[fizzgig]

288. ...

:D

[TrogL]

289. I found a chapstick in my jacket pocket and immediately shuddered

...and threw it away.

[RandomThoughts]

290. Posting in this thread

Is touching the butt.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

291. To the top

Blame dyedinthewoolliberal....:P

[Iggo]

292. This can't be my first reply to this thread.

Can it be?

[texanwitch]

293. I am finally going to post on this thread.

I wouldn't want to touch the cat's butt, just look at that face.

Not even with a 10 feet long piece of kudzu.

[mcctatas]

294. He is not what the vet calls "A good groomer" either...

probably best not to tutch him at all :P

[texanwitch]

295. I had a old black cat like that.

You didn't touch any part of that cat.

[charlie and algernon]

296. gotta make sure this thread sees the new year

[UrbScotty]

297. HAPPY 2009!!!!!!!!!

[billyskank]

298. Gordon Bennet

is this still here? :wtf:

[texanwitch]

299. Happy New Year to everyone.

In a few weeks we will have a new President.

Hope everyone had a good day.

[billyskank]

300. New president

About fucking time. And congratulations on actually electing the smart guy this time! You guys done good.

:thumbsup:

[yellowdogintexas]

301. Ain't the Truth, Ain't it the Truth!

said Bert Lahr as the Cowardly LIon.

Thanks for the thumbs up

[Book Lover]

302. friday night kick just because

[madinmaryland]

303. Dammit!! I can't recommend, but I can kick this!!1!!

:rofl:

[yellowdogintexas]

304. This needs no further explanation (see inside)

[charlie and algernon]

305. kick!

[yellowdogintexas]

306. do you folks realize this thread is 6 MONTHS OLD!!!!! Amazing.

and deserving of a rekick

[XemaSab]

307. I took Bailey to the vet the other day

Don't ever dock the tail on a springer/golden mix.

The but took some searching. :o

[Lucian]

308. I like how people keep kicking this after six months.

[DeepBlueC]

309. Lest we forget...

I won't.

[yellowdogintexas]

310. randomly selected archive from cheezburger. First thing that came up, I kid you not

[Arugula Latte]

311. AAAaaaaaah!

:rofl:

[DeepBlueC]

312. there's always something there to remind me...

as I think the song goes. :fistbump:

[kentauros]

313. View #12000

!!!

:o





This is not the DU member formerly known as Kentauros.

[City of Mills]

314. I was comment #8

I guess I should add a LOL with my new user name!

:rofl:

:applause:

[kentauros]

315. And after over twelve thousand views

you still can't stop laughing at this? :P

[City of Mills]

317. My DU Bookmark pulls up this thread

I start DUing every day with it. True story!

Here's a little tribute I 'shopped:

[TK421]

316. IT'S ALIVE.....ALIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@! @