Who am I? Same rules.

[Lil Missy]

Three questions with yes or no answers.

This should be easy.

[some guy]

1. are you

a member of the Democratic Underground community?

Are you male?

Are you currently living?

( I hope you enjoy being on that side of the game. It's tougher than I thought it would be.)

[Lil Missy]

2. no, yes, no

[some guy]

3. dead male.

Were you born before 1500 A.D.?

Were you caucasian?

Did the first letter of your last name begin with a letter in the 2nd half of the English alphabet (N through Z) ?

[Lil Missy]

4. I told you this would be easy, so I am prepared to give hints.

Yes, I am a deceased male.

No, not in 1500 A.D. I just passed a few years back. (Broke my heart.)

Yes, caucasion.

First letter of last name comes early in the alphabet.

[some guy]

5. are you heath ledger?

[Lil Missy]

6. no. You had 3 questions!

Edit: BTW, the last name Ledger is not at the first part of the alphabet>

[some guy]

7. were you

best known as a politician?

were you best known as an entertainer (singer, dancer, actor, author) ?

were you less than 50 years old when you died?


You said it would be easy, and HL is getting mentioned a lot lately, so I thought you might be him. I'm not too current on any other recently dead people. :)

[Lil Missy]

8. Okay

no, not a politician

yes, best known as an entertainer. (This is cheating, but it was TV)

no, over 50 when I died.

[some guy]

9. abe vigoda is still alive.

TV. crap. I don't know any TV people.

um...

Were you Red Skelton?

I'm sorry. I'll have to wait for other people to guess. I really don't know many TV people, nor if they're alive or dead.

You win - at least until someone else joins the game. :applause:

[Lil Missy]

10. Oh hell, you'd know this one.

Here's another hint. Bette Midler sang a song to him on his last show.

[Maddy McCall]

12. To Zha Zha: "Move the cat."

Heeeere's Johnny!

(I was washing clothes and dishes...sorry I crapped out on y'all. Now I'm waiting to go to a garage sale!)

[Lil Missy]

14. You win! The answer was Johnny Carson!

I saw a repeat of that story of the cat with Zha Zha.

She said, would you like to pet my pussy. Johnny said, I would, if you'd move that damned cat.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Lil Missy]

11. Somebody jump in and help!

If you look closely, I think I have already given it away.

[Lil Missy]

13. C'mon, this is an easy one!

[Crazy Dave]

15. Answer these three questions or be cast off "The Bridge of Death"

1. What is your name?

2. What is your quest?

3. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Lil Missy]

16. Uh oh ....

1) Lil Missy

2) My Quest? Uhm .....

3) Air-speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow? Boy, now I'm really fucked.

Uncle

[Crazy Dave]

17. You never know what can happen...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voZ1V5kN68o