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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 12:59 PM
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My cat just farted
This is a preemptive thread. I don't know if he really did fart, or not.


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WolverineDG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 12:59 PM
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1. he who smelt it, dealt it. nt
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:00 PM
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2. Pics?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:01 PM
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3. DS1 was holding a match next to the poor kitty...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:03 PM
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8. toot toot


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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:01 PM
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4. Stop blaming the cat. nt
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:01 PM
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5. kitten farts are the worst!!!! Thank goodness they get over that eventually
but it's worth it to enjoy the cuteness of kittens
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:02 PM
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6. No chocolately o rings, no harm, no foul.
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Fran Kubelik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:02 PM
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7. Sigh
The copycats will surely follow.

My hat just sharted.
My bat just go-carted.
My flatmate just got carded.
Shakespeare just got barded.

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:04 PM
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9. painful, but had to be done. here's why
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Fran Kubelik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:06 PM
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10. oh, then K&R
:P
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:08 PM
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11. Schrodinger's Cat farts?
Since you do not know, there is a superposition of fart or not fart. Open the box your cat is in and smell, then the two states collapse to one.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:12 PM
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12. This is the only instance THIS lolcat has ever applied


Yay!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:19 PM
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14. I tend not to dive headfirst into boxes and smell
even if pussy is involved.

There are better approaches.

:hide:
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Fran Kubelik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:21 PM
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15. ...
:rofl:
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:35 PM
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17. I think you have post of the month locked up!
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:17 PM
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13. I can't take credit for this....
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 01:34 PM
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16. K&R
because I'm a bastard.
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