Ladies (and maybe gents - you never know) - would you wear these shoes?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

I think I'll give them a miss...

http://dlisted.com/node/27500

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. No one has any thoughts?

Maybe I'm being too impatient. It wouldn't be the first time.

[supernova]

2. No way, but I love this response on that thread

Submitted by Clarisse on August 1, 2008 - 1:07pm.

24” x 24” pc of sheet metal on debit card: $24.10
Two small DVD racks on debit card: $19.25
Three feet of air tubing on debit card: $5.80
Home-made stripper shoes: Priceless.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

3. Indeed!

[AlCzervik]

4. those are two broken ankles waiting to happen.

i love shoes and i love heels, my favorite boots have 4 inch stiletto heels but i would never even attempt to wear the ones pictured. My boots, all for show and not for go, when i wear them i have my husband drop me off in front of the restaurant door.

[Pool Hall Ace]

5. Not even if I had just used my PedEgg

No way!

[pokerfan]

6. Sexy

like a pair of drywall stilts.

[Bunny]

7. Why do they only have three legs?

:shrug:

[Richardo]

9. They're more stable

:crazy:

Which is more than I can say for anyone who would wear them :D

[Bunny]

11. Dang - and I was going to surprise you for your next birthday!

[Richardo]

12. Well.....that *would* be a surprise...

;-)

Think they come in a steel-toe for my trips to the docks?

[Bunny]

13. Of course they come in steel toes! I believe you can get a matching hard hat as well.

To complete the ensemble, as it were. Make sure you get your pedicure, too - those guys on the loading dock can be pretty fussy about that sort of thing.

[Brigid]

8. I think I'll pass on them too.

They just look silly.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. OMG! Shoes for vacuous undifferentiated shitpiles!

:rofl:

Of course I wouldn't wear them. Nor would I even speak with a woman who would wear them, except to have a very hilarious and degrading conversation with them that she would be entirely unaware was hilarious and degrading.

[SeattleGirl]

14. Yikes! I like heels, but not torture devices like that!

I'll pass on them too.

[Tektonik]

15. Do they come in a men's 13?

:P

[WinkyDink]

16. Not even back in the day. And her calf is NOT flattered!

[mikeytherat]

17. Tiny barstools for your feet?

It's different, I'll give them that.

mikey_the_rat

[libodem]

18. Gag

Those are ugly. They look dangerous, too. What if she pitched forward on that gross long toenail and ripped it out. Shiver.

[Left Is Write]

19. If I want to break my ankles, sure.