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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 03:27 AM
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What the #$@%! is "soft" Viagra?
And why am I getting dozens of spam e-mails a day exhorting me to buy it?

It's not like I have one of those body parts that Viagra works on, but even if I did, doesn't "soft" defeat the purpose?

:argh: #$@%& Spammers!

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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 07:11 AM
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1. I don't know, but I got a Viagra tablet stuck in my throat once
And had a stiff neck for a week.
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MicaelS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 10:46 AM
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2. My spam emails all say sooft viagra or sooft cialis
Edited on Sat Aug-02-08 10:46 AM by MicaelS
Idiots can't even spell. :nuke:
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 11:03 AM
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3. Isn't that an oxymoron?
:shrug:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 11:46 AM
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4. Exactly - I was thinking "contradiction in terms."
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 11:48 AM
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5. I think that's a form of Viagra that dissolves under your tongue,
and thus is absorbed into the bloodstream more quickly.
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 12:00 PM
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6. I think it's a half dose....
...for guys who are afraid of peeing on their shoes.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-08 12:01 PM
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7. It's chewable -- and grape flavored so the kids can dig it too!
:party:
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