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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-08 03:23 PM
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My day.
I got out of bed this morning and stood up. I started to walk to the bathroom and abruptly realized that my achilles tendons were all tight, and I wobbled off-kilter and smacked into a closet door.

I broke the gate off our new fence because I pulled it open instead of pushing it.

I was mowing the lawn and I tried to kick some rocks and a "mound of dirt" out of the way, and realized the "mound of dirt" was a big dead bird covered with bugs. I started shrieking and flapping my arms like a sissy and killed the mower which took me about five attempts and two violent kicks to re-start.

I was installing some flooring in my upstairs landing and apparently I was injured somehow, because I ran out to pick up Jack from school and upon arrival noticed that I had dried blood all over my left arm and shoulder. People looked at me weird.

I had a fun weekend. Someone bit me on the back. That wasn't the reason it was fun, but it's an odd detail.

:crazy:

:hi:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-08 03:35 PM
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1. Wow
your life is so very interesting and fun. I think you should get your own reality show. I really do.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-08 05:17 PM
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2. you've broken a rule here by revealing your full name (inadvertently)
Jim Carrey. :think:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-08 05:21 PM
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3. And I thought burning myself with my curling iron today sucked
:crazy: You WIN really you DO!

Course the 'bit me on the back' part sounds kinda kinky...I'll have to talk to Mr. Debi about that :P
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-08 05:30 PM
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4. there you are....
I was wondering what you were up to these days. I should have known it would involve injury, dead animals and dried blood.

Not sure what to make of the bite on the back :evilgrin:

:hi:
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