AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

[Parche]

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

(and why didn't we think of them before now!)

1 . AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2 . AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3 . FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4 . A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5 . IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU 'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6 . YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7 . IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS


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[graywarrior]

1. !!

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

2. hey.....

:rofl:


:hug:

how are you????

miss you.......

:hi:


are you doing ok???


lost

[crim son]

3. I like the slinkies one

& may act on it. :hi:

[lost-in-nj]

4. hey!!!

sounds good for some people I know!!!
:rofl:


how are you???


:hi:

lost

[crim son]

6. Hey YOU!!!

Hi, lost! I'm doing very well and am seriously pleased with myself for no reason whatsoever. How about you? Anything new and exciting (I live vicariously). :loveya:

[lost-in-nj]

9. I wish

nothing great here

just about to post a thread..

maybe not LOL!!!!!!!!!!


glad your pleased!!!

how did the house showing go??!?!


:hug:



lost

[crim son]

10. We got no feedback which is normal when the showing is

unexceptional. I am so worried about living here this winter I can't tell you. Aside from that however, I picked my first ripe tomato today and am nearly done with a gardening job I'm doing for a few bucks. Life is sweet & would be sweeter only if I could shed ten pounds. :P

Post that thread!

[lost-in-nj]

5. are you

ignoring me???




:shrug:


lost

[Give_Peace_A_Chance]

7. Hilarious

HAHAHAHA great post

[malta blue]

8. welcome to DU

:hi: