i was at the gas station and this dude saw my "Camacho 2008" bumper sticker

[datasuspect]

and he said, "don't worry 'scro, now there's plenty of 'tards living really kick ass lives." like he was dr. lexus.

and i told him that i would face my fist in his ass. face. fist. ass.

[Parche]

1. A$$ was that taturguy?

you were talking to?

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

2. There's that f-word

talk again.

[datasuspect]

3. reminds me of my favorite movie:

"bubba was my best good friend. he died over there in vietnam. He wanted to be a shrimping boat captain.

[ForrestGump]

4. Life is like a box of

chingaleras.

I paraphrase, of course.

[Danger Mouse]

5. But does it have what plants crave?