My past relationships in a nutshell

[RetroLounge]

:rofl:

RL

[Chan790]

1. I see you've met my ex-girlfriend. n/m

[RetroLounge]

5. apparently...

:hi:

RL

[Critters2]

2. So guys aren't turned on by remote mines under their cars?

Hmm. That might explain some things. Worth thinking about.

[RetroLounge]

6. Didn't say it didn't turn me on...

:hi:

RL

[Guava Jelly]

3. I'd check this newest one for crazy bus driving stalkers

I hear they are out there.
:D

[RetroLounge]

14. So I hear...

:hi:

RL

[Guava Jelly]

15. .

He hee..:rofl: :hi:

[moriah]

4. I've always liked that comic. n/t

[HughBeaumont]

7. Got off the nutjob train 12 years ago.

Psychochicks are as overrated as breast implants and cocaine.

[RetroLounge]

8. and sometimes they go together...

:hi:

RL

[HughBeaumont]

9. SOMEone's been watching Robocop.

[Phillycat]

10. Good times...that I don't miss at all.

:rofl:

[MsTryska]

11. Oh my god....

that was me and my first boyfriend.

Of 15 years ago. He actually popped up 2 weeks ago. apparently he's had soem unresolved issues he's held on to since last century. I was impressed. there was crying. There's was also the admission that I was not the only girlfriend who ever threatened to kill him - there were 4 others. I however, got top honors as the one who threatened to kill him, but that he totally respected anyways.


God Bless Codependence.

[RetroLounge]

19. Yikes!

:D

RL

[shadowknows69]

12. I think men and women are supposed to drive each other crazy

It must be great entertainment for the Gods.

Zeus: "Let's make man and woman kind as insanely promiscuous, yet jealous, like we all are"

Hera: "Wow that would be funny, hey Poseidon you going to pass that cup of ambrosia or what?"

[RetroLounge]

13. The Gods Are Crazy!

:hi:

RL

[redqueen]

16. Heh.

Yeah...

[RetroLounge]

20. ...

:hi:

RL

[redqueen]

23. ...

:hi:

The scary part is... I dunno which character I identify with more. (Okay yeah I do... the lady. :P)

[Taverner]

17. Trust me - the evil ones look tempting, but they're nothing but pain, suffering and misery

Go for the one you wouldn't see yourself with regularly

[Wapsie B]

18. Going for the one you wouldn't see yourself with.

You mean the stunningly beautiful ones? I don't think that'd work for me.

[Taverner]

21. Not stunningly beautiful - stunningly evil

I had a thing for the Wicked Witch, as Woody Allen put it.

Thankfully, I married Snow White instead :)

[LostinVA]

22. Things haven't worked out because you're actually a homosexual male

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

24. Who was helped thru a difficult divorce

by an asian woodcarver...

:rofl:

RL