What will be the Prime Directive of the MidloCloneArmy?

[MrCoffee]

[Dr. Strange]

1. Take DS1 out.

Many Bothan spies died to bring us the plans to DS1. They need to be examined to find his weaknesses, so that he may be destroyed. (The plans need to be examined, not the spies. Hope that was clear.)

[TZ]

4. So DS1 is a Sith Lord?

Just how did you come by the information huh? How many but tutches did you do to get it...:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

7. I don't do that anymore.

But when I was younger, I used to but-tutch womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.

[MrCoffee]

5. Thanks for the clarification...I thought you were going to examine DS1's pants.

I misread your statement. Whoopsie.

[Dr. Strange]

18. You'll be wanting to read these:

http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906

[commander bunnypants]

2. All hail the boxed wine?

CB

[MrCoffee]

3. I almost sort of made that an option...

"Annihilate all boxed wine referents with extreme prejudice"


It's not funny anymore.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. All Hail Brenda, the goddess of Housekeeping.

I would ask her to move in, but then Mr. would have to be rushed to the hospital every four hours. *wink, wink*

[MrCoffee]

8. Hey, that's the one I voted for

Dear sweet Brenda...working her fingers to the nubbins to try to keep ChezMidlo fit for human habitation, in spite of what goes on in the solarium...and the kitchen...and the "rumpus room" (try as I might to block that out of my head, I still wake up screaming on occasion).

And what does she get in return for her dedicated service? Dissed on the interwebs, that's what. Seriously, Brenda and I are listing all your furniture on craigslist. If you don't appreciate her flair for interior design, we'll sell your crap to someone who will.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Dude. That was some funny shit.

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

9. Why would he have to be rushed to the hospital every four hours?

And why are you winking at me?

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Oh, I don't know.

Why would any 'guy' need to go to the hospital every four hours? Wouldest there be an affliction which the doctors said was abnormal after 4 hours? :shrug:

[Dr. Strange]

15. Ah! So it's not so much a case of Cialis...

as it is Cibrenda?

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Yeah. My friend and I

who both use her swear the two husbands have boners the day she cleans. It's disgusting. They're pigs. :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

12. Here's the uniform she's "required" to wear at work

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Ha. She could wear a burka and he'd still be in love.

I,however, get a supreme chuckle when he can't find something because she's put it away. :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

14. Nice post, Ayatollah

[DS1]

17. I voted for my demise

just so I can get all you fuckers in the same place and have you decisively offed.

I will have the Bus-DeNogginizer released from jail, and set him free among you.

[MrCoffee]

20. It was a whole Keith Olbermann tribute thing working with that option

Flashback to the Big Show.

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Can't go there. What would SO do?

:cry:

[MrCoffee]

19. I have posted more skin in this thread than I ever have before.

I'm not proud of it. I should have posted more skin before.

[Dr. Strange]

21. I've been saying that to you for the past year!

Although, in fairness, I've been saying it to everyone.