What? No surprise party, no fanfare?

[crim son]

I passed nineteen thousand posts, sixty-five posts ago. THINK about how much unseemly bullshit I've shared with my fellow DUers! Mebbe it's time to shut up?

Happy Friday evening, all. :toast:

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Oh pish.

I'm 530 some posts from 38K. :P



But for realz, congrats Crimmie! :party::party: How have you been? :hug:

[crim son]

8. Don't you "pish" me, young lady!

Wow, 38K? You are The Queen, my dear. I've been fine, very good actually, if you don't count the wretched cats and their exploits. How are you? Wassup?

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. oh.. pish posh!

:rofl:



I'm good, busy with work, but what else is new? Other than that though? I'm fantastic. It's summer, the weather is warm, I'm happy. :D

[crim son]

22. Oh, it's warm, is it?

I can fix that. Come visit me!

Glad you're fantastic, RA. :bounce: It's a good space to be in.

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Sorta.

It was cold for a while, then got really warm and now it's coolish today. We have the most spastic weather. But yeah. I'm just happy it's friday, this week has been insanely long for me. :o

[crim son]

29. Happy Friday, then!

:toast:

[leeroysphitz]

2. Wow! Congratz. How'd you do it?

No, really how do you guys do it? I've been here for years, I'm on all the time and I can only show 4000 posts. I guess I need to be more sociable. :)

[crim son]

9. Sociable, miserable or drunk.

For a while there I made it a practice to be all three. Happily for you, a huge post count probably doesn't much credit the poster. :P

[Pierre.Suave]

3. Congrats...

Thats a lot of bullshit you posted...

:P


























ok, you KNOW I was kidding... :hug:

[crim son]

10. ... and even if you weren't!

:hug: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :hug:

[Pierre.Suave]

19. Of course I was kidding

I would never think that of you.

:hug:

[crim son]

21. Sweetheart, even I think that of me sometimes.

What I appreciate about you is that you remain my friend through all the nonsense. :hug:

[Pierre.Suave]

27. I will always be here

to tell you that you are ok.

:hug:

[crim son]

31. Oh, I hope not.

I imagine you'll have a full life some day and DU will be a shimmering memory... (wipes tear from eye)... :loveya:

[Pierre.Suave]

41. I am barely here as it is...

I can always make time to tell you how wonderful you are.

[crim son]

45. I'm gonna take that

and absorb it, jasonc. Thank you. You are indeed God's Gift to Women. :loveya:

[Pierre.Suave]

47. ROFL

there are some here that would disagree, but thank you. :hug:

[ThomCat]

4. We're too busy planning the party for when you hit 20,000.

:P

:hug:
I hope you're doing well, and I hope that last showing went well.

[crim son]

11. I'm doing well, though there was only silence after the showing.

No worries: I'm getting a minimum wage, part time job to help pay to keep the house from freezing solid this winter! :hi: :hug:

P.S. I'll need advance notice about that party so I'll know to dress appropriately.

[ThomCat]

25. Is Starbucks Anarchist allowed to suggest

what "dressed appropriately" means? :P

If I see him at the NYC meetup on Sunday that would definitely make sure he was in a wonderful mood. :)

[crim son]

33. SA has deserted me!

Or, better said, I have run him off with my inebriated PMs and unwillingness to have a real phone conversation. :cry: If you do see him, give his ass a kiss for me, wouldja? :P

[ThomCat]

36. How about I kiss his more elevated cheek instead?

I'm not so good at getting down on my knees these days. :P

[crim son]

39. Okay. I don't want to cause you any pain.

Although... it may also be a cure for pain.... I know it would ease mine! Heh. :D

On edit: Seriously, give him a hug or handshake for me. I do really like the guy.

[ThomCat]

63. I definitely will.

:hug:

[crim son]

64. Thanks, Thom.

:yourock:

[SammyWinstonJack]

5. congrats!

:toast:

[crim son]

Errr...

Thank you, Blue State Native! An unexpected pleasure. Cheers! :toast:

[SammyWinstonJack]

44. .

:hi:

[Redstone]

6. Do not ever feel like you should shut up. Not here. Not ever.

Redstone

[crim son]

13. I don't think I could

anyway, Redstone. Speak my mind, even when my mind is sadly altered: it's what I do. :pals:

[jobycom]

7. Don't shut up, you're the only life most of us have!

You venture out into the real world and bring your experiences back here so we can live through you, so we don't have to actually experience that scary place! Without you we would not recognize the sun!

[crim son]

14. That's really a lovely thing to say, however it was meant, jobycom!

:rofl:

[jobycom]

20. I have vowed, in honor of the apparent new spirit of DU,

to never say anything serious if I can help it, but my natural sweet nature and love of humanity will always filter through. Except in GD:P, but that's the biker bar of DU, so you're supposed to fight.

[crim son]

23. ...

:rofl: Milk of human kindness, eh? Good luck with that! :P

[Inchworm]

12. shut up

bwahahaha

I kid, I kid!

You have helped make it fun here for my drunken arse of late.

:hug:

[crim son]

15. My mission:

to entertain yer arse! :P

[Inchworm]

18. Dance woman!

o.m.g.... I typed that and hit enter.

shoot me

:rofl:

[crim son]

24. If you could see me dance

you'd have the wweapon in your hands right now... :rofl:

Wait. That came out wrong.

[Inchworm]

30. It came out a few ways

but.. like.. I'm insane :P

:rofl:

[crim son]

34. That much I know, though our acquaintance is short.

:P

[Inchworm]

38. I'm standin heah...

You twalkin to me?!?

hehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e9CkhBb18E

:)

[crim son]

43. Should I be concerned?

You know, I never saw that movie.

Nah, I was talking to the piano.

[Inchworm]

48. Ok.. it has inspired twenty-eleven movies

It's yer duty to see it.

Want a gift netflix?

:P

[crim son]

49. Dude.

The last guy offered me a car.

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

50. Here is another inspired "you twalkin to me" piece

probably more famous now :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twW_riHWz_4

Fark a car... go for happy. I'd smoke grass and live on a reservation for happiness.

:D

[crim son]

51. No kidding.

The guy in question had an absolutely beautiful wife. He's gorgeous, a musician and a surgeon. I didn't think it would last... heh.

Now I'm gonna take a look at the video, though if you were to offer me a hybrid I wouldn't think it amiss. :rofl:

[Inchworm]

52. shoot the farkin waiter's foot!

:rofl:

[crim son]

55. And if you were out and about, what sort of excitement

would you find?

[Inchworm]

57. I'm not allowed

"out and about"

:D

[crim son]

61. I can relate to that.

Or, I could, once. This time around I've made sure that I am allowed my out and about and the rest of my freakish behaviors. It *almost* makes it so I don't have to indulge in any of it.

[crim son]

54. Typical night at the Carolina downtown.

Pesci would be the guy buying me drinks and confiding his sexual problems to me, because that's the sort of thing I attract.

I LOVE Goodfellas. But I abhor violence. Heh.

[Inchworm]

59. I'm on my last beer..

but is this a trick post? :rofl:

I was follerin along! I missed a stop ;P

:*

[crim son]

60. I would NEVAH try to fuck with your head.

:rofl:

[Ptah]

16. Tell me more

[crim son]

28. After that pic, there's nothing more to be said!

How cute!

I got a box of pics in the mail today - one of my grandmothers passed in March and my parents are clearing out her home. There were some INCREDIBLY cute pics of my kids (not rivaling your pic, however) in the pile, and a couple of me that made me wish I were lovely again. But I gave the box to the STBE to pick through so cannot post anything. Hi, Ptah! How are you? :pals:

[Ptah]

32. Well, not to blow my own horn, I am doing better than most

[crim son]

37. So I see!

I have little to offer you, so here is my BIL. No worries, he is a public figure, heh, and in fact has a bit part in some upcoming movie! I'm hoping he becomes incredibly wealthy before he dies, because my sister (the youngest) has promised that she and I wil live together in our old age, and I'd like to live in style! :rofl:

[Robb]

35. Is that all???

Would'a guessed more. :D


:toast:

[crim son]

40. I believe you!

I've stopped sleeping with my laptop, Robb, and consider that a sign of improved mental health! :toast: :D

[Robb]

42. Yeah,

...but the laptop's feeling neglected and probably seeking love elsewhere. :yoiks:

[crim son]

46. Can you really blame it?

I've had my own issues to deal with. I really think of it as... sort of... a brother... Ya know? Though I'm not sure how I'd feel if I discovered it was sleeping with another - Bimbo -

[petronius]

53. SURPRI- ... Oh, you all started without me. Humpph.

Well. Congratulations. And all that.

:)

[crim son]

56. Oh no. I saw you checking out Rev Acts' mugs.

:D Thanks petronius. I am a faithful DUer and god willing will live to see 38K posts (Rev Acts again). :hi:

[petronius]

58. As I recall, she wasn't the only one in that thread. Don't leap to conclusions...

;)

[crim son]

62. I base my conclusions

solely on my understanding of her mugs vs. mine. And I am not insulted! :P

[SPKrazy]

65. You can't shut up

I just know that you can't do it :P

I can't either

:toast:

here's to another 19K

I've made a few posts myself

:rofl:


:hug:

:hi;

[Lethe]

66. Happy Friday

:toast: