Drunken Irishman
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Mon Aug-11-08 03:07 AM
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I Know Who Killed Me made me wish someone would actually kill me. |
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Edited on Mon Aug-11-08 03:09 AM by Drunken Irishman
This had to be the worst movie I've seen in ages. I would have been better off had a bullet flown through my window, slammed into my head and painted the walls of my room with my brains.
I'd rather masturbate with shards of glass than watch this another time. If I could, I'd perform an abortion on myself to get out of seeing this crap again. Just utter trash. Do not watch.
Promise me you won't watch it!
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Mon Aug-11-08 03:08 AM
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1. What were you expecting... |
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Oscar worthy acting from skanky Lindsey Lohan? Sorry dear boy, ya got what you deserved;)
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Mon Aug-11-08 03:09 AM
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2. Bad acting is just the tip here, my fellow Irish friend. |
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We're talking a terrible plot, no scares, no build up, no nothing.
And no boobies.
At least throw in some boobies if you're going to torture me like that.
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Mon Aug-11-08 03:10 AM
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Mon Aug-11-08 03:14 AM
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4. They're so big and cute. |
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Mon Aug-11-08 04:23 AM
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7. they look f***ing fake to me n/t |
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Mon Aug-11-08 04:29 AM
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14. I had a really nice line here, but I don't want to be banned for sexual harassment. ;) |
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Mon Aug-11-08 04:30 AM
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15. it's the bright blue that makes 'em look fake |
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Mon Aug-11-08 04:31 AM
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16. Poor job, though, one is tilted in the other direction. |
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They're not even aligned right. :(
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Mon Aug-11-08 01:27 PM
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19. I thought your area of expertise was the male anatomy.... |
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things like cock rocks and the Dallas Ft. Worth area;)
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Mon Aug-11-08 06:07 PM
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29. I DON'T HAVE TATAS IN MY DU TAGNAME ! |
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:D I CAN'T HELP IT I TELL YOU MCCTATAS, whenever there is bad weather here in the DFW metroplex, that penis figure map is flashed constantly on TV. IT IS SEARED INTO MY BRAIN I TELLS YE. :o
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Mon Aug-11-08 01:28 PM
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that's a ripoff
she's a STRIPPER!
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Mon Aug-11-08 01:43 PM
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22. There's a sex scene and it's probably the worst sex scene ever captured to celuloid. |
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Mon Aug-11-08 02:57 PM
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And it just seemed so random.
"Hey I have no hand or leg, will you fuck me?"
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Mon Aug-11-08 03:42 AM
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I mean stigmata twins? What the fuck? I laughed my ass off at that stupid fucking dream sequence or whatever with the animated tattoo though. Ridiculous.
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Mon Aug-11-08 04:26 AM
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10. That was the worst fucking twist in movie history. |
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Edited on Mon Aug-11-08 04:27 AM by Drunken Irishman
And Art Bell should be shot, hanged, lit on fire and buried in worm infested ground for his cameo in this crap.
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Mon Aug-11-08 04:22 AM
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I strongly suspect a righteous ass-kicking is in order no matter how you answer this question
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Mon Aug-11-08 04:26 AM
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8. Because I thought it couldn't be as bad as people made it out to be. |
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And generally, really bad movies are at least enjoyable because they're so bad.
This was not enjoyable.
But please, kick my ass...;)
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Mon Aug-11-08 04:27 AM
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11. I actually understand that answer |
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I don't always expect movies to be great - sometimes minimal entertainment will suffice no matter how illogical or lame the premise. But Lindsay f***ing Lohan, Irishman? I WILL KICK YOUR DRUNKEN ASS. :7
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Mon Aug-11-08 04:28 AM
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13. Maybe I just wanted to support a fellow drunken Irish(woman). ;) |
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Seriously, it was late last night, I saw it on Starz and thought "What the hell..."
I should have had rabbits nibble my asshole instead.
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Mon Aug-11-08 04:36 AM
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17. I feel a bit sorry for Ms. Lohan |
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I think her parents f***ed her up good. But she is an adult now with plenty of money so she has options - I surely hope she will use them. The best way to start would be to realize she cannot drink socially - she needs to beat those alcohol demons.
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Mon Aug-11-08 04:41 AM
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18. Damn you for injecting seriousness into this! |
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But I agree. This happens a lot with celebs who start out at a young age and never really get the "real" childhood. Obviously her parents are a mess and her mother is an even bigger douche than that Amy Winehouse.
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Mon Aug-11-08 02:41 PM
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26. And aren't we the lucky ones - Dina Lohan has 2 more kids to fuck up |
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Mon Aug-11-08 06:05 PM
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shame on anyone who watches that garbage on TV - kudos to Anderson Cooper for calling her out
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Mon Aug-11-08 04:26 AM
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9. I watched it out of morbid curiosity. |
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I wanted to see just how awful it could be.
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Mon Aug-11-08 04:28 AM
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f***ing tell us primate, don't leave us in suspense. How bad was it? :7
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Mon Aug-11-08 01:41 PM
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21. It's pretty much the worst movie I've ever seen. |
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Mon Aug-11-08 01:45 PM
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23. Have you seen The Love Guru? |
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I challenge you to watch that in one sitting
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Mon Aug-11-08 01:54 PM
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24. I'm sure the love guru is awful, but I doubt it takes itself even one hundreth as seriously... |
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As I Know Who Killed Me does.
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Mon Aug-11-08 02:19 PM
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I watched about 45 minutes, and it still seemed like the set-up.
I like young redheads who gyrate, and this movie could not hold my interest.
That's time I'm never getting back. And when you hear me screaming on my deathbed, that's what I'll be screaming about.
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