Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

If making a puff pastry is possible, how about an anti-puff pastry?

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 11:16 AM
Original message
If making a puff pastry is possible, how about an anti-puff pastry?
I was thinking this while watching last night's episode of Iron Chef America. Secret ingredient was puff pastry.

And so I thought, if they can make a pastry that as it heats up it expands and puffs - shouldn't then also the opposite be a possibility? A pastry that, as it heats, condenses down until it becomes a black hole?

That's what I wanna see.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 11:22 AM
Response to Original message
1. you've never had cookies that are hard as hockey pucks?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 11:27 AM
Response to Reply #1
6. hell, I have MADE cookies that are hard as hockey pucks. Pita bread, actually meets your
specifications, They rise up with nice big bubble in them if the dough and yeast are working right, and collapse when they cool.

Perfect pita bread comes out of the oven looking like a little balloon, and you poke it with a sharp knife or a fork and steam comes rolling out of it and it looks like a pancake.

Little Lebanese place in FW brings the pita straight from the oven, it is TDF.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 11:23 AM
Response to Original message
2. I'm sure Ferran Adria could pull it off
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 11:25 AM
Response to Original message
3. would anti-puff pastries be made of anti-matter?
In that case you might blow yourself up if it came in contact with a puff pastry....
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 11:25 AM
Response to Original message
4. you should have seen my last loaf of bread.
I think there was something wrong with the flour.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 11:26 AM
Response to Original message
5. Matzoh.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 11:28 AM
Response to Original message
7. I've actually seen that happen but with cakes.
Where there's supposed to be a nice crown and peak in the middle of the cake it implodes. Back to the kitchen Elly Mae!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 11:29 AM
Response to Original message
8. You can get them at McDonalds
They're called (in America, anyway) biscuits, and they're the nastiest fucking things you'll ever eat. Much like many things Southern.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 11:32 AM
Response to Original message
9. McDonald's biscuits
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 11:41 AM
Response to Original message
10. I bet the black holes would help one loose weight. I'm in!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
My Good Babushka Donating Member (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 02:13 PM
Response to Original message
11. Eucharist.nt.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 02:16 PM
Response to Original message
12. The Second Law of Thermodynamics
is not amused. :P
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Runcible Spoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 02:22 PM
Response to Original message
13. poundcake?
:shrug: Scottish shortbread has to be pretty close to anti-puff pastry too
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Tue May 07th 2024, 07:30 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC