Advice needed on electrical haters

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

They said it's bi-volt, but when I plug it in a 220 v outlet, it only hates polka and banana pizza. Am I doing something wrong?

[EstimatedProphet]

1. You should get a DC hater

They only hate Dupont Circle.

[mainegreen]

2. You need to get it wet.

Unlike most standard home appliances, an electrical hater is not fully functional until wet. Pour some water into the shag carpet reservoir on top of the appliance. The water should be room temperature. A note of caution: the water should be fresh water! If you use salt water the electrical hater will over-hate. This is very dangerous as it will attempt to rally the other appliances in you kitchen to it's cause. You will know if your electrical hater is starting to over-hate if you observe any of the following:
* Other appliances forming ranks behind the electrical hater
* Strange emblems or standards, usually in aggressive colours, hanging in your home.
* Copies of Mein Kampf arriving from Amazon that you do not remember ordering.
* Empty Jagermeister bottles strewn on the floor

Hope this helps with your enjoyment of your new electrical hater!

[conscious evolution]

7. You got it wrong

It's gasoline that gets the best results.

[panhead1961]

3. Sometimes it's AC sometimes it's DC - maybe it just experimented in college

[mainegreen]

4. kicking because god damn it this thread should have had more funny!!

What the heck is wrong with you people?
Post funny!

x(

[PeaceNikki]

5. You already replied with everything we need to know about electrical haters

but were afraid to ask.

It's tough to top your reply.

:thumbsup:

[mainegreen]

6. That's no excuse: most of my posts are terrible but I post them anyways!

But thanks for the compliment!
:D

[PeaceNikki]

9. You are clearly the electrical hater guru of DU.

You have more electrical hater knowledge in your big left toe than I have in my whole leg.

[GOPisEvil]

8. I prefer internal combustion haters.

I find the pollution generated from the motor enhances the hatred quite nicely.

[mcctatas]

10. You need to switch to a gas powered hater....

they never fail to hate. May I suggest the “Exxon John”? The only model available is extremely old and not pretty to look at, but it pumps out the hate reliably enough;)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. Exxon Johns are expensive. I could get a Limbaugh R-19p

But it requires, in addition to gas, some other substances that are a boil in the butt to get.

[DS1]

12. I'm quite partial to my 1925 hand-cranked hater

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

13. Ooooo, is it one of those Hoover models that keep saying "get off my lawn?" -nt