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Why have you been ignoring me? My entire internet-life was devoted to you (and to getting in your pants, but that would be rude of me to say). All I want is for someone (with a vagina) to realize that I have much love to give. If you don't want to give me that love (on a message board), then I can accept that (in public). I'll never bother you again (except in a whiny passive-aggressive way), and hope that you find happiness (and a yeast infection or two). I thought that you appreciated my honesty (pity-fuck), and would respond in kind (naked email pictures for my private-time), but it seems as though you have instead chosen to reject me (nothing to do with the fact that I'm a sad-sack) for reasons of your own. I hope that you find happiness (bitch!) in all of your future endeavors, and occasionally find time to think about me (when you're masturbating). You'll always be a beautiful swan to me (compared to my awesome Eeyore impersonation).
Much love (you fuckin' bitch),
Anonymous Sad Man
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:00 PM
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:spray:
Been getting good PMs or something? :D
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:10 PM
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craigslist is that way ------------>
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:08 PM
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Fri Aug-15-08 10:03 PM
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46. that's the worst animated .gif ever. |
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:20 PM
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:54 PM
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41. You & I will be co-dependents from now until the end of time. |
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Fri Aug-15-08 10:00 PM
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45. I will die a happy, emotionally wrecked woman |
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Fri Aug-15-08 10:19 PM
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54. I'll remember that you said that when you're begging for the extra rice pudding. |
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Fri Aug-15-08 10:35 PM
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56. I don't like rice pudding |
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:10 PM
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Edited on Fri Aug-15-08 09:13 PM by lizziegrace
I like the view from the cheap seats....
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:13 PM
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:19 PM
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I did
maybe
yes!
wait, no....
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:20 PM
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17. I am finally complete. |
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:13 PM
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11. Is that you, my ex-fiance? |
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:16 PM
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12. How can you NOT love me? |
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:24 PM
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19. Obviously, it's not you. |
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It's me. Which I did try to explain on the restraining order, if you read it. Please, let's just be friends. Long-distance friends. The kind of friends that really don't need to talk to each other or even see each other? You know, REAL friends? Sound good to you?
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:30 PM
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23. I did all I could do to make you love me. |
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Hundreds of PMs (hoping for titty-pics) and baring my soul (hoping for titty-pics) just to please you (in order to get a few titty-pics).
Now, I'm sad (NO titty-pics) that you have rejected me (NO titty-pics) in front of everyone, and I want everyone (attention whore) to know it. My soul (no cybering) is open to the world (nobody really gives a shit).
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:19 PM
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15. I've already expressed my feelings in GD: Presidential. |
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Posting them again in here would merely cheapen them.
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:22 PM
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18. You like sexy parties? |
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:26 PM
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:31 PM
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25. Laugh at me, but only if you love me. |
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:27 PM
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I feel sorry for Sad man. Uh, you do know of course that this parallels numerous..pes..fdsahkldsef.dat...DK.fead.
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:32 PM
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:35 PM
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Edited on Fri Aug-15-08 09:36 PM by ikhor
i can be caustic myself at times but this whole thread is really mean-spirited. There are people at DU who are extremely nice to everyone and they still get picked on.
edit: Sad Man probably didn't make into the Mega Man lineup of evil bosses, but it would have been a great boss.
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:58 PM
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43. Mean? So you're saying that I've been rejected AGAIN? |
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I might just post a thread about my inability to deal with this kind of rejection.
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Fri Aug-15-08 10:04 PM
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47. i am confused and drunk |
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i will fight you, Kevin.
You will lose. (i say that in the exact way Dolph Lungren said it in Rocky IV)
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:29 PM
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:33 PM
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29. I ate your chocolate squirrel. |
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:35 PM
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34. Yeah there were horses, and man on fire |
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an a killed a man with a trident.
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:31 PM
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:34 PM
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30. Will you and DA be there to comfort me? |
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:36 PM
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Edited on Fri Aug-15-08 09:36 PM by Blue-Jay
He doesn't love me.
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:38 PM
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38. Since you're dumping me, I don't drink with you. |
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:52 PM
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40. You could've told me that you didn't like my protein/banana/baby-meat smoothie. |
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I made it just for you.
:cry:
(I think I'll go eat worms)
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:48 PM
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thought you'd never ask...
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Can't speak for DA, but I don't think she'd mind at all. ;)
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:55 PM
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42. Things are looking up, but it'll only end in tears. |
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Sat Aug-16-08 09:55 PM
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59. Comfort you?! Ha! You are trying to trick me into not dumping you! |
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Or into not letting you dump me!
Now I am the sad one.
Who will comfort ME?
:cry:
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Sat Aug-16-08 10:16 PM
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61. Oh sure. Here I was trying to go all Drama Queen |
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...and you went and tugged on my heartstrings.
Darn you anyway.
:hug:
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Sun Aug-17-08 12:47 AM
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62. That's just what I do. I'd apologize, except that I'm not sorry for having said that. |
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I live a life of truth.
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:32 PM
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26. I'm not sure how I feel about you, but I love this thread. |
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:34 PM
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Oh fine, I love you. :rofl:
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Fri Aug-15-08 09:37 PM
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37. You never write. You never call... |
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48. Time to 'take one for the team' Grovelbot. |
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55. Grovelbot is just a big damn tease. |
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Fri Aug-15-08 10:06 PM
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49. Do you like flims about gladiators? |
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Fri Aug-15-08 10:10 PM
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51. You broke my heart 'cause I couldn't dance ... |
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Fri Aug-15-08 10:08 PM
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50. I'm a master in the kitchen |
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but the only thing I'm cooking for you is a big shit pie!
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Fri Aug-15-08 10:13 PM
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52. Nobody cooks a shit pie like you. |
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Almost reminds me of my own sainted mum. (except for the decorative pecker-tracks)
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Fri Aug-15-08 10:14 PM
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53. ever since she outsourced the scatalogical mushroom stamp tracks to be printed |
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on the actual table cloths themselves, the business has never been the same.
Damn you, Globalization!
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Sun Aug-17-08 08:32 AM
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63. Well I WAS going to at least use you for sex... |
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but now I don't want to. You ruined the mood. Sorry. :P
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Sun Aug-17-08 09:34 AM
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64. Love is just a scheme of jewelers and life-insurance salesmen to fuck you over. |
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