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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 02:41 PM
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The puppies have waged a vendetta against the flower pots.
Yard FULL of various toys, and the two youngsters insist on tearing apart the flower pots that were set aside after transplanting.

As I'm typing this, the dane has his head stuck in one of them.

Knuckleheads.
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 02:41 PM
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1. This is why flower pots should be armed.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 02:44 PM
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2. YOU FORGOT DEVO!!!


Anyone who wears flowerpots on their heads is surely beggin' for trouble!
:yoiks:
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 06:40 PM
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8. As an aside, I love your signature line. nt
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 06:47 PM
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9. Thanks. Me, too.
Have you seen "Iron Jawed Angels"?

It should be required viewing in all public schools. They never taught that shit in any US History class I had to take.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 02:54 PM
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3. Egzellent. My evil plot to rid the world of flowers is working beautifully.
MWHAHHAHHA.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 03:16 PM
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4. The kitteh is permanently banished from the bedroom
thanks to him destroying the plant, and spilling potting soil all over the bureau, rug, and bed. Bi-Baby was able to save the plant, so we can't have him pulling that shit again.

It sucks, because he's a great cuddler. He usually climbs into bed to snuggle on my back/chest 15 minutes before my alarm goes off.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 03:19 PM
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5. That's what you get for rescuing pit Danes and other vicious breeds.
:hide:
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 06:35 PM
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6. A Great Dane puppy has his head stuck in a flower pot...
...and you refuse to post a picture?

You taunt us.
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 06:38 PM
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7. The flower pots were up to something

The pups had to take care of it. Seriously.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 09:03 PM
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10. can you sprinkle some pepper, possibly cayenne pepper in there?
that might create a useful association.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 09:05 PM
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11. Nah. It's unrealistic of me
to expect them to not play with randomly placed empty plastic things in the yard. It's just funny that for all the money spent on dog toys, they find such joy in tug-of-war with an ex-flower pot.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 09:08 PM
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12. I spend oodles of money on various cat toys
Let invariably its a cardboard box or paper bag or even the plastic ring from a milk jug that they prefer. Pets....:eyes:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 09:15 PM
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13. Cats do that on purpose to mock us.
Series.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 09:20 PM
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14. How about some pictures?....
...we can always use some good "aawwwhhh" pictures! :-)
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 09:22 PM
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15. I'm limited
in my picture ability. My home rig got toasted (yeah, thanks a bunch, LeftyMom!) so I'm on a laptop with no card reader and no cam-to-puter cord.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 12:18 AM
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17. Take 'em with your phone, then text them to your photobucket.
See, I'm hot AND I do tech support. Yay me.
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 09:42 PM
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16. You never know
when a flower pot might turn on you. They should be congratulated for their bravery. ;)
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