AWD
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Fri Aug-08-03 07:38 PM
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Is there any proof that Matcom's ass exists??? |
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Please, please, please post that picture of the guy in the red thong running across the street......
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Fri Aug-08-03 07:45 PM
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1. The uncertainty principle postulates |
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that if you don't want to know, it doesn't.
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Fri Aug-08-03 09:03 PM
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3. Does Matcom's ass have MASS? |
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Edited on Fri Aug-08-03 09:06 PM by Hardhead
Perhaps we can use physics to prove that it exists. It certainly exerts a gravitational pull on Catwoman. If Catwoman orbits Matcom's ass, we may conclude that even though we can't see Matcom's ass, it must have mass, and therefore it must exist, like a black hole.
So we can say that 1)Matcom's ass resembles a black hole. Further, we can use the period of Catwoman's orbit about Matcom's ass to make some rough guesses as to the true mass of Matcom's ass - assuming we know Catwoman's mass as well. (And what is the mass of Catwoman's ass?) 2) The mass of Matcom's ass is inversely proportional to the square of the distance of Catwoman's orbit. What this means I cannot say.
In speaking of Matcom's ass And whether or not it has mass We all must remember To measure his member And see if it fits in his - oops, where was I going with that?
(Skipping the "angle of the dangle" line regarding the red thong.)
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