LaraMN
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Mon Aug-18-08 03:52 PM
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Appropriate punishment for two kids who terrorized their little brother |
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with a Luke Skywalker bobblehead (of which he is terrified)?
I'm leaning toward dispatching them to the basement to clean cobwebs out of the rafters with lightsabers.
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Mon Aug-18-08 03:52 PM
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Make them clean out the fridge.
Here, you need a bio hazard suit to do that. :scared:
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LaraMN
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Mon Aug-18-08 03:56 PM
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5. Oh, I did that this morning. |
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Mon Aug-18-08 03:57 PM
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7. I paid Brenda the Goddess of Housekeeping to do it. |
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That woman actually LIKES to clean. I think she has a disease or something.
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Mon Aug-18-08 04:04 PM
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14. That's not a disease; it's a psychosis. |
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I'm pretty certain I don't have it.
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Mon Aug-18-08 03:53 PM
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2. Rake the lawn or weeding! |
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Mon Aug-18-08 03:57 PM
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6. There's nothing to rake. I should make them do it. |
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It would be futile and monotonous- as a just punishment should be!
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Mon Aug-18-08 03:53 PM
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LaraMN
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Mon Aug-18-08 03:59 PM
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9. It would take up too much of the lawn. |
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Don't think I haven't contemplated it. "Pond or monster pit? Pond or monster pit?"
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Mon Aug-18-08 04:00 PM
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10. What could possibly go wrong? |
Midlodemocrat
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Mon Aug-18-08 04:00 PM
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12. Seriously. I don't see the downside. |
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Unless JackMN falls in.
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Mon Aug-18-08 04:04 PM
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What if it sucks up my new fence? Uh-uh!
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Mon Aug-18-08 03:54 PM
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4. The kid on the right knows how to handle that kind of crap. |
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Mon Aug-18-08 03:58 PM
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8. May the force be with them. nt |
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Mon Aug-18-08 04:03 PM
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13. Oh, they'll be forced. |
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Mon Aug-18-08 04:18 PM
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16. Nah, don't let them have light sabers. |
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Tell them they have to clean out the cobwebs with the bobblehead. That'll teach them.
You do have health insurance, right? :D
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Mon Aug-18-08 08:07 PM
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17. Tell them the leaves are their's to rake when they fall. ALL OF THEM! |
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