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Mon Aug-18-08 06:45 PM
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Welcome to my world! A funny thing happened today. |
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It's been a rough week already. This morning we had a house showing so I cleaned and then took off so the realtor could show the place without me hanging around. I returned to an empty house and, still filthy from cleaning, hopped in the shower. I got out and, DAMN! no towels, because we'd put everything away. Ah well, a short dash to the (now empty) master bedroom. I open the door, take two steps and... there is my daughter's nineteen year old boyfriend. He averts his eyes and we do not exchange words. Later, I came down and K asked, Hey Mom, are you trying to sexually harrass my boyfriend? I started to laugh but then got upset and apologized but was crying like an idiot. The kids leave. Fast forward three hours. Daughter and boyfriend return and the young man is holding a bouquet of pink carnations. He hands it to me, with a card. The card reads:
"With Our Sympathy" Sending warm, healing thoughts to lift your spirits and help you get through your time of sorrow.
Hand written in black felt pen below the blurb is this nugget: "Real Sorry I Saw You Naked. I Only Saw Your Buttocks" He signed his full name.
To appreciate this tale, you must know that the lad is brilliant, was HS valedictorian, is in college on a full scholarship, and is already pegged in the top five percent of his class. IOW, Jesus. :cry: :rofl: :eyes: :rofl:
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Mon Aug-18-08 06:46 PM
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1. Is He Hung Like A Horse? |
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Mon Aug-18-08 06:50 PM
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I believe he was fully clothed |
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though now I think of it, I didn't really take a good look. :crazy:
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Mon Aug-18-08 06:47 PM
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:rofl:
Best story of the day. Thanks for sharing!! :rofl:
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Mon Aug-18-08 06:50 PM
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Tue Aug-19-08 08:12 AM
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30. Did your face turn Crimson? |
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Mon Aug-18-08 06:50 PM
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3. "Are you trying to seduce me?" |
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Mon Aug-18-08 06:52 PM
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5. This kid is infinitely more attractive, and taller. |
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Mon Aug-18-08 06:53 PM
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6. Quick thinking on his part. :) |
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Mon Aug-18-08 06:56 PM
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9. He spends half his life here; it would have been awkward if he had |
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not thought of something. This would be typical.
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Mon Aug-18-08 06:54 PM
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...got to see crim son naked... :+
I'm glad you were able to have a humorous episode to lighten the mood. You seem to be having such a rough time of it lately... :hug:
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Mon Aug-18-08 06:58 PM
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10. Thanks, Aristus. And thank you for the vibes on yesterday's |
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thread. They helped.
I guess I'm very lucky because there is no end to the strange, confusing and hilarious events occurring in this household!
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Mon Aug-18-08 07:01 PM
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We're here for you, hon. :grouphug:
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Mon Aug-18-08 07:02 PM
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17. I know it. I've read the thread several times today and will keep doing so. |
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Mon Aug-18-08 06:55 PM
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Mon Aug-18-08 06:58 PM
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Then I'd have to watch you date my daughter. :cry:
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Mon Aug-18-08 07:00 PM
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14. I'd dress up in a birthday suit. |
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Mon Aug-18-08 07:03 PM
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18. I cannot imagine me going first would be a good thing, for you. |
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Mon Aug-18-08 07:03 PM
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Mon Aug-18-08 07:05 PM
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22. Sometimes I hope you NEVER get married. |
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:P Not really. I hope for you whatever it is you hope for yourself. Plus a few hours in the sack.
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Mon Aug-18-08 06:58 PM
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11. Hmmm, no wonder you make posts about dating younger men! |
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Edited on Mon Aug-18-08 06:59 PM by HypnoToad
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(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
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Mon Aug-18-08 07:01 PM
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16. Nothing like this has ever happened before |
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and I have teenage boys here constantly i.e. it was an accident! :spank:
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Mon Aug-18-08 07:54 PM
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26. Can we see what he saw? |
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Mon Aug-18-08 09:31 PM
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Mon Aug-18-08 07:00 PM
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Oh my sweet crispy Jesus.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Oh my God.
:rofl::rofl:
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Mon Aug-18-08 07:03 PM
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20. Trust you to see it all clearly in your mind. |
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Mon Aug-18-08 07:04 PM
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21. Kid, you may have only seen her buttocks, but remember ... "Dont Tutch The But" |
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Mon Aug-18-08 07:06 PM
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23. He needed no warning. |
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Mon Aug-18-08 07:45 PM
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I'm dying...
:rofl:
I needed a laugh so badly. Sorry it had to be at your expense though. ;)
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Mon Aug-18-08 07:50 PM
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25. He sounds like a keeper. |
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Mon Aug-18-08 11:01 PM
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28. Similar thing happened to me. I thought I was home alone went from the |
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Edited on Mon Aug-18-08 11:02 PM by GreenPartyVoter
bathroom to my bedroom and ran into a friend of my brother's. :blush:
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Tue Aug-19-08 07:32 AM
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29. Did he send you flowers? |
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Tue Aug-19-08 11:00 AM
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31. No. LOL We just made a pact not to let my hubby know so that the guy could continue to live |
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Tue Aug-19-08 11:11 AM
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My daughter was completely unconcerned. What does THAT tell ya? *sigh* :P
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Tue Aug-19-08 11:03 AM
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I knew there was a reason I should be dating your daughter...
:P
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Tue Aug-19-08 11:12 AM
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Tue Aug-19-08 11:13 AM
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37. The apparent perks are too good to pass up... |
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Tue Aug-19-08 11:09 AM
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can't even imagine how you must've felt... good to see you're laughing about it now though. :)
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Tue Aug-19-08 11:13 AM
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36. Thanks. I've recovered. |
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I was actually surprised by how icky I felt. I am far from an exhibitionist but maybe I'm... a prude?....
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Tue Aug-19-08 11:51 AM
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40. Hmm... but would you have felt the same way if it were some stranger? |
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I wonder... seems to me that feeling might have come from the fact that he's like a part of the family.
Flash someone you don't know and see how you feel about it. :P
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Tue Aug-19-08 11:54 AM
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41. That's a GROOVY idea! |
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Tue Aug-19-08 12:17 PM
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((hugs)) We all have bodies... :) Glad he was able to handle it with a sense of humor, and you as well! :hug:
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Tue Aug-19-08 11:26 AM
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38. Flowers? They must be some nice buttocks! |
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Just think, boobies might have gotten you jewelry!
Thanks for the laugh. I'm sure you'll be telling this story for years! :)
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Tue Aug-19-08 11:39 AM
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You'll never believe what happened to me. I was my girlfriend's hot mom's master bedroom, when all of the sudden....
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Tue Aug-19-08 12:45 PM
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43. i didn't see this obligatory statement already so.... |
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this thread means nothing without pictures.
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