GOP has new qualification to be president

npk

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Thu Aug-21-08 04:50 PM
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GOP has new qualification to be president

1. Speak Highly of the Lord Jezzus Christ
2. Start a war somewhere. Make self appear macho.
3. Say you love the children. But really only the ones that haven't been born yet.

And most importantly.

4. Get shot and imprisoned in some foreign country and held hostage by a bunch of commie, pinko, bastards for a few years.

Your a lock.

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