I just kicked the asses of 2 punks!

[Breeze54]

not literally but verbally! :P What a couple of smart ass, spoiled brat,

little, no mind, dweebs; driving the old man's Cadillac! :grr: It's funny

that the biggest mouth instigator dweeb between the two, tried to take me

on verbally and he lost badly and sadly! :P I haven't encountered little

asshole's like that in a long time and I'm guessing they're from out of town

and my son's friend confirmed it. :rofl: What a couple of assholes!

Gheesh! Just had to get that off my chest! :grr: I'm sure they're repukes too!

;)

[greenbriar]

1. details please

what did they do?


What did you say?

How did they react?


we like play by plays

thanks

[aquaman]

2. Yeah.....

Story without details is no story!

[Breeze54]

3. LOL... ok.... I innocently went into the convenience store to

purchase soda and cigs and I am wearing a matching 'outfit' of peddle pushers and a matching tank top but at the last minute I pulled on a long, light weight, plaid over-shirt, as it's chilly out and I didn't care if it matched as it's after midnight and usually no one's out this late around here. Anyway, I go in the store and get the soda and walk to the front and these 2 idiots are ahead of me and smart ass #1 turns around and asks me if I'm wearing my 'robe'. I said, "What?" and he proceeds to make some off-color remarks to which I respond; "Is that a tube top you're wearing?" and he gets all red in the face and he tries again to give me some shit, so I asked him if he thought he was the king of Diss and he said, "Yeah, I'm pretty good at it!" and tried to intimidate me by moving towards me, so I said, "Hey, honey... I'm the queen of sarcasm and at least I don't wear pizza on my face!" (pretty lame, I admit but I figured it would embarrass him in to behaving himself in front of the other people) and it did! :P I sort of know the woman behind the counter and she's a retired cop (I found out from previous conversations) and she smiled at me as they left the store and there was another guy standing next to me and he gave them an evil look too, along with me. ;) Why he decided to give me shit, is what I don't understand. I was minding my own business. :shrug: My son and his friend said they think they know who they are and they're idiots! (I know that!) I wish my son had been with me right then. He's 6' 4" and would have scared the shit out of them!! :P

[greenbriar]

4. bwahaha Good job!

I had to get snarky with an older lady in the grocery store today.


She was standing in front of the potato bin with her cart.


I needed to get a big bag of potatos as this week I am making potato soup and then sometime frying a big pan full of greasy good fried potatos.



I was patiently waiting for her to move so I could grab a bag and she just looked at me, then she said "What you can't go around" I said not really as I need a bag of potatos. She huffed and then moved her cart

sheesh