People who piss me off.....more to come, I'm sure....

[TK421]

Gripe #1 Touchy-feely people...you know who you are...

When you are talking to me, do me a favor and KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OF ME!!!! Just...KEEP THEM THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why the fuck do you constantly have to touch me or elbow me when we are having a conversation? WHY? There have been way too many of you fuckers who insist on placing your hands on me, and engaging in a firm grip on my arm ( that has left bruises, BTW ) TALK TO ME WITH-FUCKING-OUT placing your MOTHERFUCKING ARMS ON ME!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You think you motherfuckers could handle that without much difficulty? DO YOU?!!!!!!!!! THOUGHT SO .....SO, keep your goddamned arms off of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Gripe #2 for tonight: People who ABSOLUTELY INSIST on talking LOUDLY during a live performance at the theatre....SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you have any fucking idea that there are ( gasp !!!!!) OTHER FUCKING PEOPLE AROUND YOU ?!!!!!!!!!!!) Have you FUCKING NOTICED THAT? OR ARE YOU TOO FUCKING SELF-FUCKING-ABSORBED??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you are the latter, well....FUCK YOU WITH A CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Gripe #3 for tonight: People who just....don't....know....when...to ....shut....the....fuck....up.!

Granted....I've been accused of being a shy, very quiet person but you know what? I would MUCH RATHER be a shy, quiet person than be a loud, obnoxious, non-stop chattering FUCK-FACED IMBECILE who doesn't know WHEN to shut the FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING TALKERS.... ( you know you the fuck you are, too ) you don't know WHEN to shut the FUCK UP and you don't know WHY you should, at times...you just may have a problem there.

People who talk incessantly are very annoying to me, and I wish there was a shut-off switch to your fucking MOUTH or your goddamned lungs so you can stop FUCKING BREATHING......and THEN that would be a very interesting topic of conversation for yours truly!


SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gripe #4 People who seem to think that the universe revolves around them.
Think about this...you're walking down a crowded street in a busy borough at a very busy time of day for said borough, and the person in front of you just .....STOPS ( mind you, this is a VERY narrow walkway, where your path of travel is quite limited ). There is no warning, except the ass of a very "wide" woman and her husband walking their mammoth retriever. Time seems to stop here, why...I'm not entirely sure, but....GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because all I want to do is WALK DOWN THAT FUCKING STREET UN-OBSTRUCTED!!!!!!!!!

[Radical Activist]

1. I hate all of those people equally.

Is your avatar the crazy fundie woman from the wife swap show that screamed about devil possession or something?

[TK421]

3. Thats her...crazy bitch, I hope she burns in hell, if such a thing exists

[Radical Activist]

5. Good. She's funny and fucking nuts.

I was worried for a minute that it might be you and you just happen to look like her, which would have been funny to me but offensive to you.

[TK421]

8. Heh, I look nothing like that witch and would love to beat the snot out of her and her

kind right now...I'm just in the mood to do so tonight

[zanne]

56. This seems to be a bad day for alot of people here...

This is our 29th anniversary and we don't have the money to go out so we're ordering in. That's OK, though. We'll still be married for 29 years next week.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. ....

:hug:

[TK421]

6. Peggy, believe it or not it has been a nice day, but just a bunch of feelings

pent-up that I am letting flow here tonight...unfortunately here, I guess

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. It's really OK...

Vent away, sweetie...

This is a good place to do just that...

:hug:

[boilerbabe]

11. WTF? n/t

[TK421]

14. What is the problem?

I really didn't elaborate in the OP, but it's quite a bit to discuss here...

Lets just say that people can be really irritating DICKS and leave it at that, yes?

[boilerbabe]

30. I apologize, must have missed the bad part. n/t

[TK421]

32. Nah....there was no bad part

only happiness here

[Haole Girl]

4. I take it you are not drinking tonight?

;-)

[TK421]

13. you take it wrong

:D I WAS in a good mood, until I bumped into some low-lifes in town, and that set me off a bit.

I spent the day in New Hope, PA ( a VERY nice town with lots of shops, taverns....kind of the place that takes you back in time ) also very clean town.

Coming back to Bristol ( NOT a clean town by any stretch of the imagination ) I am feeling a bit cranky right now...I'm wishing I had a house or apartment up in that area myself.

[Haole Girl]

15. Hope you feel better soon

I'm on a drug, for my neck, that strictly prohibits alcohol. :-(

[TK421]

18. Prohibits alcohol?!!!!!!!!!!! I will sue your doctor for cruelty on your behalf!!!

that is just sick!!!!

:D but hey, you gotta take it, and thats fine

[Tangerine LaBamba]

44. New Hope

I have family there and in Lambertville, right across the river.

Listen, when you're visiting New Hope, don't EVER get ice cream at any of the local shops. EVER. You don't want to know why - just trust me on this one.

[TK421]

47. I'm intrigued.....I want to know why

I didn't have any ice cream, but had an awesome breakfast at Carlas restaurant.

Let me guess..do they do something, ummm...nasty to the ice cream to make it, creamier?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

52. How can I do this gracefully?

You especially do not want to order anything lemon-flavored. Get it?

Carla's is superb. If you ever make it over to Lambertville, have breakfast at Snedden's. My god, they serve their breakfasts on serving platters. It's a really great joint. A family member of mine used to own Rick's Restaurant, at 119 S. Main St. in Lambertville. The guy who bought it, their chef, has made it even better, so check that out, too.

Just, seriously, no ice cream in New Hope.

[TK421]

53. Ugh...I will heed your warning, and I will check out Sneddens!

thanks for the recommendation :D

[zanne]

57. Dan? Is that you? nt

[Tangerine LaBamba]

61. Sorry,

I'm not Dan.

[AlCzervik]

7. #4, yup, sidewalk monopolizers.

yes please, you and your group just stand there, don't worry about the rest of us, we'll just go around you.

[Radical Activist]

12. Once in a while when they stop suddenly right in front of me

I'll make sure to stop very close directly behind them and maybe slightly touch them to let them know they're causing traffic flow problems and being a dumb ass.

[TK421]

24. I still don't understand how people can't be aware of something as simple

a concept of an object moving BEHIND THEM.

How is that so difficult? Almost no brain cells are required in this simple process.....

[TK421]

16. Really though...isn't that just fucking ignorant?

You KNOW there are people behind you on the walk, and that it is a NARROW one, at that. They don't even step aside...at least I look to see who is behind me?

[AlCzervik]

19. i usually see them gaggles, you know maybe 3 or 4 yapping and just standing there

it's infuriating and doubly so when you actually have to step off on to the street to get around them. I'm a confirmed "Coming through!" person now, i just don't care anymore.

[TK421]

23. And yet, if you "bump" into them it is considered rude?

That is what really kills me! They just stopped, with the rest of the fucking world of course, and had to check out sandals for $40.00 while you are figuring out a "polite" way of getting around them.

I vow to just elbow the shit out of people who do that anymore.....it will be done.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

39. Or the flipside -- a walking group that takes up the whole sidewalk.

I see both instances here all the time, in a city that's all sidewalks and very crowded.

Recently, I was heaving a heavy bag of laundry over my shoulder to take to the laundromat, but these two extras from The Hills were coming straight at me, expecting me to move.

I picked up the pace and went at them head-on until they split up.

[TK421]

63. Why can't those fuckers walk single-file, instead of all the way across?

Didn't they learn anything from the Sandpeople? ( sorry, had to throw a Star Wars reference in there )

[boilerbabe]

9. You must be having a bad night.

Hope you get over it soon, darling.

[TK421]

20. I will, sweety-cakes....just as soon as the people mentioned in the OP improve upon

these nasty habits....

But don't worry, sugarplums....this is next to nothing for me as far as rants go...this is quite tame

[flvegan]

17. Good rant.

2 :thumbsup:

[TK421]

22. Thanks....it's been a good day and a bad day rolled into one

if that makes any sense....it's kind of a lot to say
:D

[ThatsMyBarack]

21. Cell-phone addicts who always say, "I gotta take this."

No, asswipe, you don't just GOTTA take ANYTHING! I mean, c'mon...Doesn't VOICEMAIL come STANDARD with that thing? :grr:

[TK421]

25. As with my case today, my cell-phone rang and the voicemail picked it up

that is what FUCKING VOICEMAIL DOES!@!!!!!!!!!!!! You're right, I can't STAND THESE FUCKERS who have to take their calls ALL OF A SUDDEN like they are doctors or lawyers...shit like that.

Pretentious asslickers....I know better, and they are just answering their phones to find out what they need to prepare for dinner or that the Visa bill just came in, you forgot to pay it last month!!!!

FUCKING>:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mopinko]

i'm sorry if i touched you.

it's just that i spent many years pent up with a bunch of kids, who know no boundaries, and starved for adult company. between the 2, when i get to talking with people that i agree with, i just tend to put my hand on their shoulder, shake their hand when i come or go, and just generally seek out that animal warmth. i try to be good at reading the signs of who is a hugger and who is not. i hate it when you are in mid-gesture and realize that you are making a mistake, but i do tend to just follow through, cuz that is less awkward.
i know i didn't squeeze you hard enough to leave a bruise, tho.
mostly, i am just looking for my tribe.

[TK421]

29. Tell your tribe to keep their fucking hands off of me, too!!!

I don't like being touched by strangers...and I'm not the only one

Jesus tells me, this I know....

[elshiva]

26. They ARE ALL DARK-SIDED!

GARGOYLES!

[TK421]

28. They should all go to HELL!!@!@##$$$

SLYKNICKS!@@!@##

[AlCzervik]

27. one more while i'm here, cell phone talkers who when at the cash register

do not acknowledge the person ringing them up, would it kill people to end the call and say hello to the employee?

[TK421]

31. OF COURSE NOT!!!! There on their fucking CELL PHONE

don't you know that time actually-fucking-STOPS for people who talk on their cell phones?

Didn't you learn that from the Matrix? Geez....sometimes, I feel like I'm surrounded by a bunch of newbs here :eyes: :sarcasm: Yeah, those fucksticks piss me off, too

[arcadian]

43. I go out of my way to say hello to cashiers.

It sucks having to stand there and ring people up all day long. And a lot of people are just assholes and are rude just for the sake of being rude. I say hello and engage in light chit-chat. Let's them know, hey not everybody's an asshole and I usually get a smile back in return.

[TK421]

64. You are the type of customer I used to welcome..and I have had MANY cashier jobs

it was always nice to see a friendly face once in a while...after having to deal with so many rude assholes at the counter who thought that I was there to be on my hands and knees to serve them

[Lil Missy]

33. Oh, I hate the touchy feely shit from relative strangers too.

I used to go to a weekly function, and suddenly this old smelly un groomed man started greeting everyone a the door. I barely had one foot in the door one night, and he practically crawled all over me.

I don't care for being hugged or mauled by strangers, and I shoved my hand into his chest and pushed him away from me. He also smelled like a goat and was very dirty an unkempt.

Fuck that shit. I later found out that he was recently out of prison for a sex offense, and trying to get a social life.

If you don't fucking know me, keep you god-damed hands off of me! Not to mention that assaulting people is NOT the appropriate to make amends for a history of sexual assault.

I'm anal and stubborn like that.

[Skittles]

34. oooh - TK421

I do believe we are soulmates - not only do I agree wholeheartedly with all your gripes, I would have put them in the same order.

[TK421]

36. ."bookmarked"

Now I can dream without the guilt :hi:

[NJmaverick]

35. Good list, sounds like you could use a beer

:toast:

[TK421]

41. I had a few, and I think I should lay off of the stuff for a little while

:D

[yellowdogintexas]

37. Drivers in the wrong lanes make me nuts!!!

Yesterday, I pulled up to a traffic light. There are 3 options: Left only, straight only and combo straight and right turn. Of course, you can make a right turn on red ...so the person in front of me gets in the combo lane when he/she needs to go across the intersection, thereby blocking me and all others who wish to turn right from doing so.

I was just cranky and tired enough yesterday for that to make me quite mad.

[raccoon]

38. Sounds like you're having a week like last week was for me. Chill.

Take a walk, take a xanax.

[DS1]

40. People who get some nice food or drink, and fucking swoon over it for 10 minutes

Oh my god this is so good


So good

Oh my god you should get this

This is so good


Mmmmmm



This is so goood





FUCK YOU!

[samsingh]

42. repugs tick me off

[yellowcanine]

45. PEOPLE WHO USE FUCK AND ALL CAPS piss me off.

you know who you are.:hi:

[TK421]

48. pftttt....

except it wasn't all in caps :D

[Zavulon]

46. People who think you want to hear them sing in public places.

Fuck them. I hope they swallow their tongues and die.

I'm not even sure how much of that is exaggeration.

[TK421]

51. Ooohhh....they should die, they really should

and so should the fucking whistlers!! They annoy the piss out of me. I would like to sew their fucking lips together just to hear the satisfying sound of air whistling through their nostrils.

[Zuiderelle]

49. I understand all 4 of your gripes.

Nice rant! :thumbsup:

[redqueen]

50. Yeah... there's no need for patting as you walk by someone.

That gets on my nerves too.

[Bucky]

54. Bravo! More, more!

No way do I let you stop at just four.

[Iggo]

55. FUCK!

That is all.

[TK421]

58. I need to close up here at work....will post more things that piss me off

later on :popcorn:

[TrogL]

59. blocking doorways and escalators

You know why you went to the store. You are in the store. Don't block the doorway. Go and get what it is you wanted.

You are at the top of escalator. You know why you went up the escalator. Go there. Don't stand there with your finger up your arse.

[yellowcanine]

60. Drivers who change lanes suddenly without signaling, almost taking me out on my motorcycle, and

then giving a cute little wave, as if I gave them permission to cut me off - when really they should be offering abject apologies at the next red light instead of speeding off and hiding in the other traffic.

[TK421]

62. Gripe #3....People who insist that I should know their personal business!!!

Do you fucking think I care? Do I give a rats disease-ridden fucking hairy asshole why you made the decision to marry a guy who sells meth and acid and that he refuses to pay child support for your seven year old daughter? Why do you tell me this? Do you want attention? Pity? I'm the LAST person you want to come to for pity...you're not going to get it in your situation.

You're an adult...aren't you? Make your fucking bed, lie in it, etc....all that shit!!!!!!

And WHY are you telling me this on my seventh Hoegaarden? Dumbass......