OK folks. A client of mine in Alaska mailed me LEGITIMATE nude Palin pics. Mods please don't remove

[LeftyFingerPop]

But unfortunately, I was eating chicken wings and blue cheese dressing when I was looking at them, and the dressing dripped down into my scanner and it shorted out or something. So anyway, I had that red wing sauce on my fingers while I was going through the pictures, and the sauce got on all of the pictures. So, I turned away for a moment, and my dog starts licking the pictures. When I went to pull the pictures away from him, he bit my hand because he is food aggressive. It was a pretty bad wound, so I went into the bathroom to clean it up. By the time I returned, my dog had eaten the pictures.

Sorry.

[jeff30997]

1. When will...

her sex tape be available for download ? You can't be a celebrity if you don't have a sex tape

coming back to haunt you.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. I'm not entirely sure I woild want to see that...

:rofl:

[Kutjara]

3. She's willing, but the moose won't sign the release.

Something about "cheapening a special moment in my life."

[moriah]

4. Red wings?

Uh.... I *really* don't want to see the pictures now....

[LeftyFingerPop]

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