It's time for the Thursday Smack-O-Rama. Who would you like to slap the shit out of today?

[ohiosmith]

[MrCoffee]

1. How many times have you posted that pic? Keep it in your pants, man.

[ohiosmith]

2. You know you crave her.

[MrCoffee]

3. I'll be in my bunk.

[LynzM]

4. I vote for....

The Main$tream Media, in all it's lame-ass glory...

[Chan790]

5. ...

I can't say why...sub-genii have always rubbed me the wrong way.

[MilesColtrane]

6. lonestarnot

Of course, I'd have to get in line.

Actually, I really wouldn't want to slap him/her, just dispense a well deserved noogie.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

7. this myspace news and politics foorum witch

http://forums.myspace.com/t/4167266.aspx?fuseaction=forums.viewthread

[WinkyDink]

8. Palin owns this thread. Friday's, too.

[Shell Beau]

9. One of my co-workers.

I just can't stand her. Everything she does pisses me off. She talks this baby talk and it is puke worthy. Plus she is the nosiest person on the planet. She will get slapped soon. I am trying to hold back. It about happened when she touched my belly today. Bitch.

[ohiosmith]

12. take you dog over to her house

[Shell Beau]

15. She isn't worthy of my dog.

[Deja Q]

10. Slapping in a good way or a bad way?

Hope you mean good way! :D

[ohiosmith]

11. you scamp

[Deja Q]

14. Better that than scampi. Shrimp scampi.

[Doug.Goodall]

13. The old stand by: Bush

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[hobbit709]

16. I've got a little list-my favorite G&S

KO-KO

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs —
All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs —
All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat —
All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like that —
And all third persons who on spoiling tête-á-têtes insist —
They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!

CHORUS

He's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed.

KO-KO

There's the banjo serenader, and the others of his race,
And the piano-organist — I've got him on the list!
And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face,
They never would be missed — they never would be missed!
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,
And who "doesn't think she dances, but would rather like to try";
And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist —
I don't think she'd be missed — I'm sure she'd not he missed!

CHORUS

He's got her on the list — he's got her on the list;
And I don't think she'll be missed — I'm sure she'll not be missed!

KO-KO

And that Nisi Prius nuisance, who just now is rather rife,
The Judicial humorist — I've got him on the list!
All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life —
They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed.
And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as — What d'ye call him — Thing'em-bob, and likewise — Never-mind,
And 'St— 'st— 'st— and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who —
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!
Chorus.
You may put 'em on the list — you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed!