Lewd vandal leaves imprints on Nebraska town

[JackBeck]

VALENTINE, Nebraska - Boy, how people here wish their busiest vandal would find another way to make his mark. Some man has been skipping from one business to another in the dark of night, pressing his naked behind — sometimes his groin, sometimes both — on windows.

It's easy to tell.

Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects.

"This is the weirdest case I've ever seen," said Police Chief Ben McBride.

A wad of chew in his mouth, he didn't crack a smile as he talked about the case.

"It's not funny," he said. "We're worried about the next step."

http://www.gmanews.tv/story/119794/Lewd-vandal-leaves-greasy-imprints-on-Nebraska-town

OK, fess up. Which one of you guys is doing this?

[Bombero1956]

1. well

the only way to catch him is to ass print the whole town. Your ass print is as individual as a finger print.