There's been a man howling outside my window

[elshiva]

for the last six nights in a rabbit suit.

What should I do?

[Sebastian Doyle]

1. Give him a carrot?

:shrug:

[elshiva]

6. Mmm carrots.

Good idea.

[AlCzervik]

2. call him Frank and he can call you Donnie Darko, it'll be fun.

[elshiva]

9. Why are you wearing that man suit?

[AwakeAtLast]

3. Don't open the window! It's a werewolf in rabbit clothing!

;)

[elshiva]

11. Wererabbits

[csziggy]

31. No, it's a vorpal bunny

[elshiva]

32. How about...

[csziggy]

83. That vorpal bunny goes perfectly with the man in the pic in your sig line!

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Watch out for airplane engines falling through your bedroom ceiling

Seriously, esp. if his name is Frank.

[elshiva]

12. The world is going to end...

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. How tall is he?

[elshiva]

7. Harvey, he's a pooka.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. And that's something very old

[elshiva]

10. ...

:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. I seem to have misplaced my buttonhole

[elshiva]

18. "Six feet three and a half inches. Now let's stick to the facts. "

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Here, let me give you one of my cards

Now, if you should want to call me, use this number. This other one is the old number.

[elshiva]

22. "P O O K A - Pooka -

"P O O K A - Pooka - from old Celtic mythology - a fairy spirit in animal form - always very large. The pooka appears here and there - now and then - to this one and that one - a benign but mischievous creature - very fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Mr. Wilson?" "How are you, Mr. Wilson?" Who in the encyclopedia wants to know?

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Oh, Myrtle, don't be didactic

It's not becoming in a young girl. Besides, men loathe it.

[elshiva]

24. You see, science has overcome time and space.

Well, Harvey has overcome not only time and space, but any objections.

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Fly specks, fly specks!

I've been spending my life among fly specks while miracles have been leaning on lampposts at 18th and Fairfax!









Fairfax?

Hey, Moshe — take a valk on the kosher side
I said, hey, noodnik — take a valk down Fairfax
And the B'nai B'rith says 'Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy...'

http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/window/media/page/0,,3144062-6413905,00.html

[elshiva]

26. I've never heard Harvey say a word against Akron.

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Miss Kelly,

you make this flower look beautiful.

[elshiva]

28. Well, Harvey can look at your clock... and stop it.

And you can go anywhere you like, with anyone you like, and stay as long as you like, and when you get back... not one minute will have ticked by.

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. We're smackin' the hell out of IMDb, aren't we?

:D

[elshiva]

30. Yes, hon.

(((((Oedi))))) Thank you for bringing up "Harvey." I love that movie and I love Jimmy Stewart. He was a Republican, but no one is perfect....

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. I've seen it only once

But it's indeed an enchanting film, and damned funny. I oughta watch it again sometime. :)

Stewart was an old-school Republican — the kind you could respect. He and Henry Fonda are my favorite actors.

[elshiva]

38. Jimmy Stewart was in real life a good family man, too.

Wasn't he friends with Henry Fonda? Henry Fonda was a liberal.

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. I'd imagine they were

They did four films together: "On Our Merry Way" (1948), "How the West Was Won" (1962), "Firecreek" (1968) and "The Cheyenne Social Club" (1970.

The last one seemed like it was probably a lotta fun to make.



"How much money do you want, Harley?"

"Fifteen or twenty dollars ought to do me."

"What do you need it for?"

"Things."

"Well, what kind of things?"

"Just... just things. You know, like a drink of whiskey if I wanted it, or a new shirt or something."

"You already have two shirts. You don't want to wear but one of them at a time unless it's winter."

"There you go thinking like a Republican again."

"Well, you don't bring up politics while you're borrowing money, Harley! It ain't seemly!"



:D

[elshiva]

43. Where are those quotes from?

:) You're a lot fun, hon. :hug: :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

45. 'Cheyenne Social Club'

The first speaker is John O'Hanlan (Stewart), then Harley Sullivan (Fonda). They play two long-time cowboy buddies — the kind of buddies who are always at odds. (Sullivan's a fairly typical cowboy while O'Hanlan's pretty conservative.) Fun ensues when O'Hanlan inherits something called the Cheyenne Social Club, and they ride to Cheyenne from Texas to find out it's a brothel. :)

[elshiva]

48. I HAVE to see that one.

:rofl: Jimmy Stewart can be hilarious. :)

On edit: Have you seen "Philadelphia Story?"

[Oeditpus Rex]

52. If I have, I don't remember it

I just looked it up at IMDb and nothing seems familiar. I don't even remember seeing a film with Stewart and Cary Grant (my third-favorite actor).

[elshiva]

53. Katherine Hepburn is in it too.

They are absolutely hilarious. :)

[flvegan]

13. Been in the furries chat rooms again?

You know, they're next on Dateline NBC's hitlist. Just sayin'...

[elshiva]

16. Guilty as charged.

:(

[leeroysphitz]

15. Check for falling DC-10 Engines before going to bed. n/t

[elshiva]

17. Will do.

[leeroysphitz]

19. I knew you'd get that! Will you marry me?

[elshiva]

21. Thank you, honey.

:hug: :blush: I'll have to ask Frank, though...

[boilerbabe]

33. Either shoot him or invite him in?? n/t

[elshiva]

34. I don't think you have to invite in a rabbit.

I think that's only vampires. :shrug:

[ahem]

36. Well, unless...

it's Bunnicula

[elshiva]

39. Yes, he is sucking

the juice out of all my tomatoes. I love that book. :)

[Skittles]

37. is he calling Wildfire?

:D

[elshiva]

40. It's a rabbit, hon.

Not a horse. ;)

[rug]

41. Tell Rabrrrrr to go home.

[elshiva]

44. ROFL. Thanks, rug.

Yelling out the door: "Hey, Rabrrrrrrrrrr, go home. You're drunk again."
Rabrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr: "Howl wwwwwwwaaaaaaa ooooooooo!"

[jobycom]

46. This guy can can help you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoBRfu1pY0Y&feature=related
(not a rick roll)

[crim son]

47. O.M.G. Pawpicker!

:grr:

[elshiva]

49. No, it's definitely Rabrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

:hug:

[crim son]

51. Ah. I do tend to get the two mixed up... one has more "rrrrrrrrrrr's"

:rofl: :hug:

[elshiva]

54. Let's post more Rs.

:hug: :hug: Rabrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[crim son]

56. I want you to know, my pretty one, that Rabrrrrrr is one of my secret

crushes, and I will fight for him if I must, and even though he's oblivious. :P :hug: :hug:



RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRoastBeefRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRestaurantRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRaptureReady.comRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:)

[elshiva]

57. I love Rabrrrrrrr too. But you can have him, hon.

:hug: :hug:

RRRRRRRRRrrradishesRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRrrRaftingrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrepukerrrrrrimmingrrrrrrr

[crim son]

58. Laughing.

Repukerimming!?

Okay. He will no doubt be surprised to hear that I have accepted proprietary rights! But you can visit him anytime, elshiva. :hug:

[elshiva]

59. Are you going to keep him in a cage

or in a hutch? :hug: :hug:

[crim son]

60. I'm thinking of keeping him on a "run." You know, tethered,

but in such a way that he can have plenty of ground to cover. Heh. Right now I'm imagining the worn grass area where he has trotted... up and down, up and down, up and down.

Geez. That sounds so nasty. I set you FREE, Rabrrrrrr! :rofl:

[elshiva]

61. I love to see Rabrrrrrr

hop up and down. Bouncing about. ;) :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce:

Follow the bouncing balls. :evilgrin:

[crim son]

62. Whoa!

Up 'til now, my interest has been entirely chaste. :rofl: Now I see those babies a bouncin'! :bounce: :bounce:

P.S. He isn't going to like this. Can we hide it? :rofl:

[elshiva]

63. It's okay, crim son.

You can have him.

But I did have a dream where I saw this guy running nekkid: :bounce: :bounce:

[crim son]

64. OoooooooKaaaaaaayyyyyy.

'Fess up. I know you. How? My seventeen year old daughter recenty bought a Spike action figure at a comic/bookseller festival. I confess, I want to sleep with it.

Et tu? Come on...

[elshiva]

65. No, crim son. I swear I had no idea.

I am big, big Buffy/Angel fan. I love, love Spike and I swear I had that dream while I was asleep. He was totally nekkid running and he is big ;)

Which action figure was it? There are a lot of Spike action figures out there. I want to get the "Fool For Love" one where he is dressed as a seventies punk.

:hug: :hug: :pals:

[crim son]

66. He's big? Oh damn, now I won't sleep. Not that size means anything :P

You do honestly remind me of somebody I used to know on here, but I know you are not her. I also know you're a Buffy fan, so the Spike coincidence makes sense. I have always had a HUGE crush on him and before the boyfriend, used to joke around with a couple of DUers (one banned, one quite gone but not before she decided I was an enemy) about taking him, one of us at a time. Two would hide under the bed, and...

Yeah. I'm old, but not dead. :P

Let's see: I don't know the name of the figure. She has him as Spike, in his long black overcoat and looking good. Her boyfriend (nineteen!) has him as a vamp, baring his teeth. Together they are recreating Buffy's house, with the Bf's 3D architechtural software. Buffy was the first series I ever fell in love with; Angel was good but not quite as good.

Now you have me curious about the range of figures. I'll check them out, and I apologize for thinking you might be an ex-DUer!

[elshiva]

67. Here are the Buffy figures that I own, no Spike yet:

Giles season 1:


Darla "Wellcome to Hellmouth"



Xander "Season 7"



Wesley "Bad Girls"

[crim son]

68. God, how could I forget Xander?

I think we don't own Darla. We have that same Wes as you do. We have Anya in the bunny suit. I know for a fact we have no Dawn or Cordelia, because my daughter finds them irritating. I'd like a Cordelia. Hmmm. We have a Buffy but I didn't notice which one. We have the weapons cabinet and weapons.

Will you get more? My daughter works at the Stephen King bookstore and gets merchandise at a very good price. She has a bunch of signed portraits and books by various musicians, authors and stars. I really oughta rob her.

[elshiva]

69. Yes, I want to get more. I'd love to get Anya in the Bunny Suit.

Also, I have to get a Buffy, but I have to decide on one, there are so many.

What I really want is a Drusilla action figure. You know Spike's first girlfriend, the crazy, sexy British vampire? Those figures are difficult to find.

I want a Cordy and a Dawnie. I love them, I know some think they are annoying, but I think they are cute. :)

On edit:

I got to have this:

Cordelia the Pylean Princess. When she was princess of Pylea, she emancipated the slaves.

[crim son]

70. I was going to tell you I wanted Drusilla.

She is by far the best female character in Buffy besides Willow. I love what she was before being changed. I'd like a Cordelia too, even though she annoyed the hell out of me during her pregnancy both on and off the set.

So, elshiva. Is this a passing obsession, or does it define your life at this time? :P Sorta kidding.

[elshiva]

71. It does define my life.

I'm okay with that. I really identify with all the characters.

For example, I feel a lot like Drusilla, because I was on my way to being a nun and my life made a totally different turn and I became a totally different person....

[crim son]

72. You are e xactly the same age as I was when I believed I was

Ann Sexton, or at least an incarnation of her spirit. I wrote and wrote, thinking that I was a troubled soul and that the writing might purge me for a while like it did her. Then I told a friend about it, and she never spoke to me again thinking I was insane. It's been nearly twenty years and I know I wasn't insane and I wonder why my friend was so afraid.

I think it's interesting. You were almost a nun? I dreamed of it, like Catholic girls do, but then I began to read history; devour it.

Thank you, Elshiva, for posting.

[elshiva]

73. Yes, I tried to be a nun, but they did not want me.

I was too mentally ill and too overweight.

I think it's awesome about you and Ann Sexton. I did get the brush off from a dear friend who complained that all I talked about was Buffy and sex. What else is there to talk about? ;)

Thank YOU for posting. :hug: :hug:

[crim son]

74. You remind me so much of my once friend.

I'm going to PM you once again. You needn't read it until tomorrow.

[elshiva]

75. Don't worry, hon,

I'll be up for a while. I'll read it now. :hug: :hug:

[crim son]

76. Okay. It isn't earth shattering.

...

[elshiva]

77. Yes, but it was a wonderful PM.

From a wonderful woman. :hug: :pals:

[crim son]

78. ...

:hug: :loveya: :pals:

[elshiva]

79. Pleasant dreams, honey.

:hug: :loveya: :pals:

[realisticphish]

50. why are you wearing a stupid man suit

[elshiva]

55. Actually, Frank,

It's a stupid WOMAN suit. ;)

[realisticphish]

82. ha

touche

[kwassa]

80. Call in professional help.

[Mad_Dem_X]

81. He's trying to tell you that the world is going to end.

You've slipped into an alternate universe.

[NNadir]

84. If you'd just release me from that bear trap you put out for howling men, I'd go home.

You think I like howling outside your window?

[elshiva]

85. Okay, thanks for telling me.

I release you. Sorry. :(