And the award for best slogan goes to....

[HEyHEY]

A Vacuum cleaner store in my parents local paper!

"Our deals suck!"

[mcctatas]

1. ...

that's pretty good :rofl:

When I was a little girl, we used to drive through a ton of tiny towns in WI on the way to our cabin. One of those towns was an unincorporated village called "Slab City" and the only bar in town was called "The Morgue". I went there when I was in HS (funny, no one even carded me and my friends) and bought a t-shirt that says "I got nailed at the morgue in Slab City WI"

upon further review, this was a rather lengthy post that basically said nothing....

[HEyHEY]

2. Nah, I liked it!

[elshiva]

3. There was some deli in a movie that advertised

"You can't beat our prices and you can't beat our meat."

[elshiva]

4. Dupe

[gmoney]

5. for years in the UK, "Nothing sucks like Electrolux" was a common slogan

before "sucking" was a term for things that, well, suck.

[bluesbassman]

6. "Eat at Pow Wow and Get Gas"

Billboard at a little gas station/restaurant on Highway 50 going up to Lake Tahoe. Not there anymore, and unfortunately I never took a picture.:-(

[applegrove]

7. When Jim Henson (the puppeteer) died a newspaper had a headline

the said KERMIT CROAKS!