Taverner
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Fri Sep-26-08 09:24 AM
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ow OW ow! It feels like I've been kicked in the nuts |
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Edited on Fri Sep-26-08 09:25 AM by Taverner
I have to walk Larry Craig style, e.g. with a wide stance...
Now I know why they say no sex...
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malta blue
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Fri Sep-26-08 09:26 AM
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Frozen Peas!!
Seriously though, I applaud you for doing it. You are a wonderful husband :toast:
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Taverner
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Fri Sep-26-08 09:38 AM
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6. I am a wonderful husband |
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But I didn't want to waste the frozen peas on my testicles - a bag of ice works well too :)
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Fri Sep-26-08 09:28 AM
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2. Fortunately, it doesn't last very long |
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You'll be climbing ladders and playing racquetball before you know it. (I think the racquetball took 5 days or so).
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Fri Sep-26-08 09:29 AM
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Taverner
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Fri Sep-26-08 09:35 AM
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5. That movie is a classic |
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And must have been a consideration in the Palin campaign
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Fri Sep-26-08 09:31 AM
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4. When you're all healed up, you'll have the best sex ever |
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the inhibitions go right out the window when you don't have to worry about feeding and clothing the result.
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Fri Sep-26-08 10:15 AM
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7. Wait a month or so before doing a 50 mile bike ride |
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I'll never make that mistake again
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Fri Sep-26-08 10:46 AM
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Fri Sep-26-08 10:53 AM
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9. True Story! My friend was in the Army.... |
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He got cut, then wanted to show his buddies how tough he was. Instead of driving home and using an ice pack, he JOGGED All THE WAY! Three frigging miles!!! His nuts swelled up to the size of grapefruit. :evilgrin: :bounce:
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