flvegan
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Fri Sep-26-08 04:08 PM
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flvegan's traffic rant of the day |
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An open letter to the idiot in front of me on the interstate today:
Dear White Chevy Malibu driver,
First of all, sweet spoiler. I realize you need the downforce to keep your back wheels safely planted, considering you're doing 45 miles per frigging hour in a 60 zone. I appreciate that you do have the right to drive like an asshole, so that's not really my beef. My problem is that you were gracious enough to take the same exit as I did, again at 20 mph less than the posted limit, and then upon seeing the light turn yellow, you turned into John fucking Force and blew through the red light a full two seconds after it had changed.
Very truly yours,
Mazdaspeed Middle Finger
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BarenakedLady
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Fri Sep-26-08 04:09 PM
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LeftyMom
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Fri Sep-26-08 04:10 PM
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2. I thought it was legal to shoot these people down there? |
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Here if you're going less than 5 over, the cops assume you're drunk or otherwise up to something and pull you over. I love California.
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Fri Sep-26-08 04:10 PM
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3. Good thing Midlo wasn't riding with you |
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She would pulled her glock and busted a cap.
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LeftyMom
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Fri Sep-26-08 04:13 PM
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5. Midlo would be digging around trying to find where TM put her SmartPass. |
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And trying to deal with Mr CanIDrive and Miss OhMyGodIfIDon'tFindMyJonasBrothersCDIWillDie. She will barely notice the road, let alone the slowpoke in the white Malibu.
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MrCoffee
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Fri Sep-26-08 04:12 PM
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4. And you just let them drive away? |
flvegan
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Fri Sep-26-08 04:14 PM
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6. Had cold beer in the boot. |
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Wait 'til my new cow catcher front end plow gets installed. Fuckers gonna learn.
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Fri Sep-26-08 04:14 PM
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7. Someone's gotta teach the bastards. |
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Fri Sep-26-08 04:25 PM
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8. They probably drink that Malibu crap, too |
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Fri Sep-26-08 04:33 PM
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9. I have an explanation: |
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