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Sat Sep-27-08 12:15 PM
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What would you do if you came home to find an Ice Cream Truck..... |
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parked in front of your house? with nobody in it? and nobody watching it??
....this happened yesterday :shrug:
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Sat Sep-27-08 12:17 PM
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Sat Sep-27-08 12:21 PM
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2. that was my initial instinct... |
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but then Stupid-Me would be the one to get caught with her mouth full of ice cream sandwich because she would be too lazy to take the ice cream out of the truck...
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Sat Sep-27-08 11:51 PM
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Sat Sep-27-08 11:53 PM
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Sat Sep-27-08 12:47 PM
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3. I would suspect that one of my neighbors was having an affair with the ice cream man |
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What other possibility is there?
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Sat Sep-27-08 11:51 PM
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7. If you knew my neighbors...you would die laughing... |
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Edited on Sat Sep-27-08 11:51 PM by WannaBeGrumpy
at what you said.
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Sun Sep-28-08 12:09 AM
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14. Keep your ears peeled for the sound of someone having great clown sex. |
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Sun Sep-28-08 07:23 PM
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Sun Sep-28-08 08:25 PM
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26. Then you'll never learn the secrets of the big top... |
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Sat Sep-27-08 12:50 PM
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4. Call Homeland Security. |
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Can't be too careful nowadays.
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Sat Sep-27-08 01:52 PM
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5. Hoodsies for the Lounge! Whoo hoo! |
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Sat Sep-27-08 11:52 PM
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Sat Sep-27-08 01:54 PM
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6. Steal it and give away free ice cream |
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Sat Sep-27-08 11:53 PM
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10. I'll be the Robin Hood of Ice Cream... |
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Sun Sep-28-08 12:35 AM
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17. Yayyyy!!! Robin Hooood!!!! My favorite hero of all!!!! |
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Sat Sep-27-08 11:56 PM
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12. Throw all the ice cream out, fill it up with beer, and have a big party..... |
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Sun Sep-28-08 07:19 PM
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22. lol they were on to something! |
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Edited on Sun Sep-28-08 07:19 PM by WannaBeGrumpy
:rofl: :toast:
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Sun Sep-28-08 12:05 AM
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13. I would think Agent Mike was spying on your house |
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Sun Sep-28-08 08:14 AM
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though they prefer vehicles that don't stick out.
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Sun Sep-28-08 12:24 AM
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15. I'd turn on the music. |
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Sun Sep-28-08 07:20 PM
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23. Ice Cream music dance party.... |
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i wonder what song it had...? :shrug:
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Sun Sep-28-08 10:07 PM
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27. The one that goes through my neighborhood has Swan Lake... |
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among others...Christmas carols, Popeye, and of course the standard ice-cream truck jingle.
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Sun Sep-28-08 12:25 AM
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16. Be very afraid. The Ice Cream Man may come for you next. |
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Sun Sep-28-08 12:36 AM
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That sounds like a kick ass Stephen King book. He could make it work too. Geez, it sounds like you have the start of a good thriller there, yourself. :D
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Sun Sep-28-08 08:12 AM
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19. Actually, it was a movie. A very corny one. |
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Sun Sep-28-08 08:58 AM
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This Hispanic comedienne told it on the Si-TV comedy show.
"I've gone so long without a date."
(Audience: "Awwww.")
"Yeah, my last date was with the ice cream truck dude."
(Audience: "EWwwwww!1")
"No, wait!1 He was VERY romantic!1 He composed a song for me!1"
(Audience: Silent anticipation.)
"It went like this: Doo doo DEE dee, da dee, da DEE!1" (The melody of "The Entertainer" -- )
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Sun Sep-28-08 07:21 PM
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24. LOLLL!!! i actually laughed out loud at that one!!! |
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Sun Sep-28-08 10:24 PM
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28. I'd drive it around and around the block past my ex's house... |
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....and annoy the hell out of him with the music. Plus, the music makes his dogs bark like crazy.
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Sun Sep-28-08 10:29 PM
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29. Hmm...couldn't have been me, I swear... |
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Edited on Sun Sep-28-08 10:30 PM by Solon
:crosses fingers:
:P
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