Now for the REAL news: Britney Spears sex tape being shopped around.

[flvegan]

BRITNEY SPEARS' ex-boyfriend has confirmed he owns a sex tape featuring himself and the US singer.

ADNAN GHALIB, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he WILL sell the tape for the right price.

He told Heat magazine: "There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.

"Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot while on holiday in Mexico.

Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney. “

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1746931.ece

Now THIS is important!

[LeftyMom]

1. I'd pay good money not to see that.

[Orrex]

2. I'll go halves with you not to see it

No reason you should have to bear the whole cost.

[Blue_Tires]

4. I'd pay top dollar for the tape, Titney and the shyster to ALL disappear

and none of them are ever mentioned in the media again...

[Blue_Tires]

5. I'd pay top dollar for the tape, Titney and the shyster to ALL disappear

and none of them are ever mentioned in the media again...

[Tektonik]

3. I don't think I'd want to see a sex tape of Britney,

maybe if the tape were from 5 years ago, MAYBE.

[Crazy Dave]

6. Thanks for posting some "REAL news" flvegan

All this other nonsense about the election, the war, the economy, etc. Some people just don't know what their priorities should be ;-)

[Iggo]

7. I already seen her hoo-ha.

Pass.

[arcadian]

8. Bald headed Britney? Is there a genre of porn fetishes that fits into?

Who am I kidding? Of course there is.

[mainegreen]

9. Give it to wall street. They can use the proceeds from selling it to fund their bailout.

It'll be the best thing her thing has ever done.

Imagine the headlines:

'Britney's box bails out Ben Bernanke!'

[billyskank]

10. Britney, Paris, all of you, this keeps happening but it's so simple.

Just leave the cameras off when you have sex. :crazy:

[LeftyMom]

11. What the hell kind of crazy advice is that?

:rofl:

I suppose not screwing people who would auction off your nudies would be a good start.

And in related news, nekkid pics of the OP aren't selling as well as I'd hoped. :(

[billyskank]

13. You're selling nekkid pics of him?

Oh hey, the two of us have been swapping our nude pics with each other for ages now. :D

[LeftyMom]

14. You're causing my investment to lose value!

Release the hounds congresspersons.

[DS1]

12. ADNAN GHALIB?!?

I'm SHOCKED!

[Taverner]

15. I'd watch it

And in fact, I'd jerk to it

But then again, I like all body shapes, all acts of amorous activity - in short I find all sex, even gay sex, a turn on in some way....