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Tue Sep-30-08 02:55 PM
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Why...y'all are a bunch of smartasses! |
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I like this place. Can I stay here? They're mean in the other places, and they don't have a sense of humor.
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:02 PM
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1. Sure, but you need to memorize all the necessary history about the lounge. |
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Olive Garden, Oscar, Rachel Ray, Chuggo, and the like.
There will be a quiz.
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dawgmom
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:04 PM
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2. Oh, dear. No one said there would be pop quizzes. |
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Can't I just sleep with the teacher or something?
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:05 PM
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3. Sorry, no. All the hot teachers are taken. |
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:13 PM
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dawgmom
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:19 PM
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21. But your gender is undeclared |
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When you go through Customs, do you say, "I have nothing to declare?"
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:21 PM
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24. It is?! I'd forgotten. But, are you saying you discriminate based on gender?! |
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I thought this was a Progressive website!!
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:22 PM
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28. Progressive Car Insurance? |
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:24 PM
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:27 PM
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35. I've been called worse |
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I was told the other day that I'm part of "the investor class." Evidently a 401K with a few bucks in it qualifies for some DU-ers.
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:21 PM
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23. Silly. You're not a guy. |
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:22 PM
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26. It turns out I'm undeclared. So, maybe I am. I'll do some checkin' and get back to ya, Katie. nt |
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:08 PM
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Who needs history?
BTW, I just got back from Olive Garden. Took my daughter and breast fed her while I smoke a cig. :evilgrin:
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:10 PM
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6. I should sick my pit bull on you! |
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:12 PM
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post two dozen kitty pics! That'll kill you with cuteness!
:D
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:10 PM
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5. Chicken, fercryinoutloud! |
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:11 PM
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:12 PM
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8. I heard Skinner loves chicken. |
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Could talk about it all day.
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:13 PM
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10. Umm, hello... kudzu and dont tutch the bot? |
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How could you leave those out?
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:14 PM
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13. 'Cuz I'm lazy. Anyways 'and the like' covers everything else. |
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:17 PM
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For example....what is the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow? Also, would it make a difference if Schrödinger's cat had a litter box? And finally, who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?
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Tue Sep-30-08 08:18 PM
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49. You will find all the answers here in this post. |
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Edited on Tue Sep-30-08 08:20 PM by Gormy Cuss
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. Also sitting in are McCain and Palin. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Sarah pipes up and asks:"In what respect, George?"
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:14 PM
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:16 PM
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:18 PM
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19. Thanks for the clarification! |
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What the hell was I thinking?!
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:20 PM
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22. If you only had a brain... |
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Hmm... know anybody who could get you one? I'm in need of a heart myself.
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:27 PM
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36. Well, I do have a job. For the time being. So, gotta go. |
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But, my advice is that you follow that road with the oddly-colored pavement. After the Union rally the International Guild of Lollipop Makers, Local 119 is holding. They've come out for Obama, but it pretty much went without saying. Something about them considering Palin a witch.
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:15 PM
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Welcome to the Lounge!
It's the living, beating heart of DU!
And yes, we are a bunch of smartasses...:P
But we always can use another one in the group!
:hi:
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:28 PM
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I appreciate your welcome. *picture me doing my best Sallie Field, you like me, you really like me, impression*
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:17 PM
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18. Just don't post any cat pictures. The lounge hates cats. n/t |
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:19 PM
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20. And never ask for vibes. We suck at compassion. |
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:21 PM
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25. I have a vibe, but I never share it |
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:22 PM
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27. You'll find people askin' for it around here. It's what we do. nt |
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:24 PM
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29. Good that you bring this up, as the Lounge is a great place for sex threads. |
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The Mods love them.
:popcorn:
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:25 PM
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Edited on Tue Sep-30-08 04:16 PM by dawgmom
Mama didn't raise no fool.
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:25 PM
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:spank: :spank:
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:24 PM
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31. May I ask questions about cats? |
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I posed one above. Would it have made a difference if Schrödinger's cat had a litter box?
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:25 PM
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33. Locking. No cat threads. First warning. n/t |
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:32 PM
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38. Unlocking. I reconsidered. n/t |
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:33 PM
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39. Indecisive? Have you no backbone? |
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And if not, how do you sit up in a chair?
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:35 PM
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40. Locking again. Please do not insult pretend moderators. Thank you. n/t |
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:44 PM
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41. I am suitably chastised. I shan't disrespect the pretend moderator again |
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Tue Sep-30-08 03:46 PM
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Welcome to the lounge! :hi:
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Tue Sep-30-08 07:09 PM
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43. Truer words were never spoken! |
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I told somebody on another thread to go back into the shop for repairs-they forgot to install a sense of humor. Then suggested he ask for his money back. I think I really ticked him off, especially since he was trying to inform the rest of us as to his superior knowledge of .....wait for it....economics! What can I say? :shrug: :evilgrin:
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Tue Sep-30-08 07:17 PM
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44. Very intense...very intense |
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Some of the folks on DU are very intense, by my observation. I can be that way sometimes too, but usually I have friends around who will remind me that I am, ultimately, a dork-ette. And they remember all the dork-ette things I've ever done. That's the problem with the internet. A lot of people are on their own, and they don't have anybody that they trust enough to tell them when they're being a mondo zippy dweeb.
By the way -- I hated economics more than any single class I ever had in college. I think most economists are simply talking out of their asses, and have no clue as to what's really going to happen.
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Tue Sep-30-08 07:34 PM
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I don't want to say I had trouble with math, but my hs algebra teacher was planning to adopt me so he could use me a tax deduction. We spent a lot of time together!:rofl:
BTW, the reason I went after that guy is because he attacked the op, blaming her and her family for the financial problems they were having, calling them too stupid to manage money, have credit, etc. I feel the need to water board those people with sarcasm. It got so bad, she decided to leave DU.
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Tue Sep-30-08 07:30 PM
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45. watch for the DUzys every Friday and to read the past ones, check JeffR's journal |
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Tue Sep-30-08 07:37 PM
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47. You'll need to purchase a subscription to the Offcial Lounge Magazine |
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Edited on Tue Sep-30-08 07:38 PM by DS1
yay - I'm shameless like that
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Tue Sep-30-08 08:10 PM
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48. Does it arrive in a plain brown wrapper? (NT) |
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Tue Sep-30-08 08:37 PM
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52. It comes wrapped in soggy Nighttrain labels glued together |
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with a complementary bag of peanuts.
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Tue Sep-30-08 08:31 PM
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50. You also have to memorize all the buzz phrases from movies |
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such as Office Space, Blazing Saddles, The Big Lebowski, Animal House, Young Frankenstein, Airplane! and so forth. Further, you must know in detail the plot, dialog, all major and minor characters and the actors portraying them, important crew members and the sordid personal history of the director of at least one obscure foreign film, preferably from an obscure nation. Then you beat the Lounge into suicidal submission with this knowledge.
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Tue Sep-30-08 08:35 PM
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51. How about Monty Python and the Holy Grail? |
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I've nearly committed that to memory. Does that make me obnoxious enough?
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Tue Sep-30-08 08:50 PM
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53. Yes that will do nicely. MP&HG is one of Lounge's faves. |
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Edited on Tue Sep-30-08 08:58 PM by sarge43
However, you're not eligible for full obnoxious without the obscure foreign flick. Get back to us on that one.
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